mr.show

Aspiring retiree. Wanderlust. Interests also include lawyering, photography, community service and @RapJointLagos

[mr.show @lanreigh]

@DrianneBelleza I refuse to blv any of this is real. So dumb. Lol

[lina @triviahct]

got rejected from an internship at my mom’s company she made me apply to. is this how kendall roy felt?

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

Getting older is crazy. One wrong pillow angle and your neck is disabled for the entire week. 😭

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

Happy Juneteenth

[🦂THEE Auntie with no kids♏️ @prmade313raised]

Happy #Juneteenth ✊🏾

[Naijababie4lyf @naijababie4lyf]

Africans do not think of Haiti at all.

[Hugo Lowell @hugolowell]

NEW @WIRED: Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg and Amazon founder Jeff Bezos sought to ingratiate themselves to Trump after the 2024 election — who in return mocked them behind their backs, per new book by Maggie Haberman and Jonathan Swan

— Zuckerberg sent Trump a photo of a letter one of his grade-school kids wrote that looked forward to the “golden age of america”

— Bezos denigrated The Washington Post to Trump and described the newspaper as one of his worst financial investments

— Trump showed off texts from Zuckerberg and Bezos to other guests, including to Elon Musk, who mocked them as “Firstclass groveling”

— Months after their dinner, Bezos tried to get a favor from Trump, telling him it was a risk for SpaceX to dominate govt space contracts

— Bezos suggested Trump tell Deputy Defense Secy Feinberg to ensure“contractor diversity,” opening the door for Blue Origin to get contracts

— But Trump ultimately screwed over Bezos after he reconciled with Musk, and instead expanded SpaceX’s access to US space launch sites

— WIRED obtained the details from “Regime Change: Inside the Imperial Presidency of Donald Trump” by @maggieNYT and @jonathanvswan ahead of June 23 release

[gst @wearegst]

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[Goddess🥀 @Swit_zee]

Me when I’m crossing the road and a car keeps driving at full speed

[segun. @tuasegun]

are we ready for egbeda-east-1 downtime

[Austin King @AustinKingMT]

Costco needs to get rid of the AT&T people.

Sir, I'm here to buy 8 pounds of chicken wings, 600 paper plates, and a years supply of oil for my truck, not be harassed about changing my phone plan.

[𝐋𝐞𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐝 @Be_like_legend]

My doctor saying “avoid stress” as if stress is a neighborhood I can stop driving through.

[Big Tee @societyhatestee]

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep.

[Apex @Apex_willye]

The look on Rhaenyra’s face after Cole asked her to abandon the Iron Throne and run away with him will always be funny to me 😂😂😂

[Uncle Ruckus @Emarged]

This nigga would have been a mega scammer if not for music.

[2 DEEP @iam_TJK]

Na the police man send her the video ?

[Yorùbáness @Yorubaness]

Veteran Nollywood actor, Pa Kola Oyewo is d£ad. RIP to the legend 🕊️

[Baudrillard Forever @GroovySciFi]

Kebab guy actually does care about me. One time my gf got a kebab with her coworker and bossman informed me of the incident

[𝓓𝓸𝓬_𝔃𝓮𝓮 ✧ @doc_zee7]

Me refusing to sleep because i didn't get enough time to feel like human after work

[Fulanijnr @jibrilhassaan]

Two government in a country: one collecting tax, the second one collecting ransom.