Lansdown FC

Below-average park football team. 8th place in London Football League Saturday Div1 2010-11. In possession of an excellent kit and an erratic Kitman.

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Diver cuddles with shark.,...
http://t.co/k7dEm0xfDl

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London 2012 rosé isn't suitable for the cellar apparently. What was Seb thinking?

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Gondolens - thanks for the tip Eva & Hans - LIVE at http://t.co/b3YTlilh

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When in Rome

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Dry mouth. Should have brought supplies. #longhaul

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Just had to dislodge an unwanted resident from the porcelain chalice I'm about to grace. #dry #fuckingheavypoo

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"Either my pants have shrunk in the wash, or my junk is considerably larger than yesterday" - BOX discussing an erroneous wash setting.

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"I am the twitt-erati" - Sami McCabe. Tonight.

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"When I lived in Caracas, I had a pet possum" - a surprising insight into the weird and wonderful world of Monty.

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Sami arrested, G lost, Ben injured, BOX bummed - 8 to 1 with paddy power for the Lansdown in ukraine accumulator.

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Lansdown FC 2011 annual blog report. http://t.co/T7nETR8o #ripLansdown

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Soccer Saturday in The Turks Head. #lalehamlash

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@MontagueKobbe is incoming, we think.... #lalehamlash

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Yuletide logs have been good up until this point. Disappointing but inevitable. #badbreak

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God bless Sky Plus #itsgottobeShearer

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"if I had a foreskin, I'd shove one up there" - Sami McCabe. ("it" being a snuz.)

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Sam's options to cope with baldness: get a tan; the Rooney: become Jewish; Nutkins; skinhead; wear a hat; a wig. Loads of options really.

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#neverendingdaz #jaegerbombpoo That is all.

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@grahamkavana @martinjkavanagh @hen_box And when it comes to tromboning, look no further than @hen_box

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And for @martinjkavanagh