Jack

I sort of fused flashdance with MC Hammer shit. @LFC

[Ben Jacobs @JacobsBen]

Diogo Jota's wife, Rute Cardoso, has written a letter to Scotland captain Andy Robertson ahead of the World Cup.

She thanks Robertson for his friendship, and for preserving Diogo's memory. Robertson adds he'll have Jota at the forefront of his mind.🙏

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

Welcome to the Reds, Andoni 👋

[EuroFoot @eurofootcom]

🔵⚪️ When Copenhagen scored without the ball touching the ground. 🇩🇰🤯

[Sam (R) 🏁 @pvfc_sam]

By far my favourite ever video on the internet 😭😭

[JS🪵 @jaacknffc]

Trainers like this were what Lost Property used to provide for PE at school, now yer fellas dropping £200 on a pair for a rave

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 Liverpool reach verbal agreement with Andoni Iraola to become head coach. Set to sign 2yr contract (same as #AFCB deals) & wants Pablo de la Torre, Tommy Elphick, Shaun Cooper, Tom Webber on staff. #LFC plan to present 43yo by end of week @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/uYB8DBzOWR

[Match of the Day @BBCMOTD]

Arsenal have set the record for the lowest possession percentage for a team playing in a Champions League final (since records began in 2003-04).

The previous lowest record was also Arsenal, set in the 2006 Champions League final, which they played 72 minutes with 10 men.

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 Andoni Iraola clear favourite to succeed Arne Slot as Liverpool boss. #LFC may talk to other candidates like Stuttgart’s Sebastian Hoeness & Pierre Sage of Lens but 43yo Spaniard leading contender post #AFCB exit + close to Richard Hughes @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/lLJ6Lr5V5p

[Peché Africa 🇿🇦 @pmcafrica]

Bro said... hold my glasses 👓

[Jack @lansyo]

How is Slot keeping his job? I've never cared less about a Liverpool team. We are boring as fuck, terrible at football and no one seems to care.

[Netflix UK & Ireland @NetflixUK]

A new manager, departing striker, and a season in chaos ends in European glory. You’ve heard the story, but not like this.

UNTOLD UK: LIVERPOOL’S MIRACLE OF ISTANBUL premieres 19 May, featuring interviews from Steven Gerrard, Jamie Carragher, Rafael Benitez, Xabi Alonso and more.

[Donald Trump Jr. @DonaldJTrumpJr]

Remember when they said Trump would get us into a full-blown war with Iran?

Times like these should make us all realize how lucky we were to have Trump, his strength and his resolve.

[Football Away Days @FBAwayDays]

Absolutely unreal overhead kick in the Old Firm game today.

Wow! 😍

[David Lynch @davidlynchlfc]

Liverpool may be desperate to stick with Arne Slot, but that stance won't withstand the Anfield crowd turning against him. Today felt like that - these fans are just sick of watching a passive, toothless brand of football they have seen for over a year now.

[Jason 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑮𝒆𝒓𝒎 𝑮𝒖𝒚 Tetro 🇨🇦 @JATetro]

Overheard behind me while watching #H5N1 NAS workshop today: "You want to really make a pandemic, make hantavirus human transmissible"

[Luke @LukeWhosTalking]

This is getting serious. We learned from Covid that too soft measures too late were no good. It's time for a full lockdown.

Also, null and void the football season. It's harsh on Arsenal, obviously, but sadly health and safety comes first.

[Jack @lansyo]

This Arsenal team have got to be one of the most boring sides of all time

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

It's utterly ridiculous that we have all these supposed billionaire geniuses running around, and their greatest innovation of our lifetime has been stealing our personal data to sell us targeted ads.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Gas prices are at crazy levels--fire Obama!

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

@WhiteHouse If you have all the cards and you’re playing Uno, you’re losing you fucking moron.