Lan

Generic Ibuprofen

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I plan my wardrobe around events and trips. I’m taking a 2 week New England vacation so I have to buy a whole new wardrobe.

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Wrote a manifestation list in 2023 and forgot about it. Most of the list has come true!

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I once did this when I was leaving a job

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Look me in my eyes and tell me what you like about me

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Once turned down a role at a FAANG because I didn’t want to make a deck

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It feels like all the high production value UGC creators are non US based

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Had an Erewhon smoothie and it’s fine. Could have made a better smoothie at home for $5

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Someone almost ran me over with one of those rental scooters inside of my building! I guess the beef between me and the scooters is back on.

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Kiernan Shipka and Joey King are two different people?

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About to see what Wicked is giving

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Just heard a mom tell her kid that the ornaments that he wanted and was so excited about “didn’t match the vibe”

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made a steak with only salt and they may have cooked with this method

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Tried to PR in the gym without my trainer. Maybe there is a reason I pay him.

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In k town after my workout looking an absolute mess and all the cool people are at the coffee shop 😫

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Just leanred about the choice that Sophie had to make

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Sometimes I randomly think about Fresh n Eazy and how it deserved better. There hasn’t been a grocery store as great since they closed.

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These people at this simple plan concert smell like garbage

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I'm so pissed about being locked out that I'm thinking of moving to the valley

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I locked myself out of my apartment with everything inside except my work laptop this so so annoying

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My mom is talking about brat now

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Kamala is still going to have to dust off her résumé but now it’s for a completely different job

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I know Kamala is sick that she’s probably going to have to dust off her resume and get a job 😩 #PresidentialDebate