Alanna Perlin

You can take the girl out of the city, but never the city out of the girl.

[Alanna Perlin @lanz483]

@margoberg statistically irrelevant - trust me I'm one week away from my second degree in BS

[Alanna Perlin @lanz483]

@margoberg cool ya jets it's like 2 months

[Alanna Perlin @lanz483]

Wish elevators came with an undo button for when you accidentally hit the wrong floor

[Alanna Perlin @lanz483]

Most disturbed I've ever been https://t.co/EX1CQvPlex

[BuzzFeed @BuzzFeed]

This is what Donald Trump would look like without his fake tan https://t.co/L1dz51oBrI

[Alanna Perlin @lanz483]

@JacobSchreiner you've been thieved

[Alanna Perlin @lanz483]

I'm not okay https://t.co/e9NVJf75VN

[Alanna Perlin @lanz483]

11 pm on a Friday: in bed watching 30 Rock as my upstarts neighbors blast/scream lyrics to Lady Gaga's 2008 hit single "Paparazzi" #adulting

[WILDFOX @WILDFOXCOUTURE]

"What we find in a soulmate is not something wild to tame but something wild to run with." -Robert Brault

[WILDFOX @WILDFOXCOUTURE]

Keep a furry friend close by...They're good for the soul.

[Alanna Perlin @lanz483]

Realizing more and more that home is people, not location 😔

[Alanna Perlin @lanz483]

Lololol https://t.co/waafGNGtTx

[billy eichner @billyeichner]

I'd rather watch a #GOOPDebate where candidates argue over Gwyneth Paltrow's $375 "face nectar"

[Alanna Perlin @lanz483]

Can we just take a moment here https://t.co/98hMbFcB8n

[Ed Westwick @EdWestwick]

Let's all jump in

[Alanna Perlin @lanz483]

@margoberg d o n e

[Alanna Perlin @lanz483]

@margoberg or just from the planet always