Sfos

Hey meta kirk me

[Sfos @lanzarxnx]

just watched the girls like girls movie and im realizing im much gayer than i thought i was

[☆ @ichorserpent]

in a better world this is how will’s overstimulated ass would’ve come out

[Sfos @lanzarxnx]

Im so fucking excited for sally face two im genuinely shaking

[Sfos @lanzarxnx]

I unfortunately am white if thats a deal breaker for anyone

[Sfos @lanzarxnx]

The first wash after getting your hair dyed and seeing all the dye go in the drain is top 10 worst experiences

[Sfos @lanzarxnx]

People who arent chronically on twitter would never get the rush of having a hit tweet

[Od.sseu @Odysseu01]

Achava q todo mundo baixava os videos pra twittar antes de descobrir que dava pra copiar o link do video e postar ele

[1m w4Tch1nG y0U @seedlin9]

i used to get drunk alone in my room and not text anybody im so strong and mature

[Sfos @lanzarxnx]

Someone just made fun of me for liking my own tweets??? is this not a universal thing

[Sfos @lanzarxnx]

I was wondering why ive been gaining weight but then remembered my only hobby is getting drunk

[⋆˙⟡ cora @emptycrew]

i need 3 packs of cigarettes, a 6 pack of beer, a bag of lays chips and to relapse Now

[Sfos @lanzarxnx]

@littlefish33333

[Sfos @lanzarxnx]

what is it called when you crave alcohol all the time dont say alcoholic

[Sfos @lanzarxnx]

I hate that avoidant attachment has been coined a tiktok term like bro ts literally me

[Sfos @lanzarxnx]

How i feel when i get more than 2 likes on a tweet (one was me)

[Sfos @lanzarxnx]

Me after finishing a show knowing i just watched it to larp the fandom

[Sfos @lanzarxnx]

“stop that’s bad for u” does it look like i gaf

[Sfos @lanzarxnx]

@greggarakislut Dont fucking speak this shit into existence

[Sfos @lanzarxnx]

Someone doordash me a bottle of titos

[Sfos @lanzarxnx]

These portugese tweets are fucking killing me 😭