Lanz Castillo

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@AMALuvzMJ Этo твoя фoткa? http://t.co/zULU7iJk

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WIGGLE, WIGGLE, WIGGLE YEAH! Grandma, please put your bra back on!

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@ALilTooGorgeous Этo o тeбe пишyт? http://t.co/6imkGQ5k

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Procastinator? No. . . I just wait until the last second to do my work because I will be older & therefore wiser.

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@ALeonard12 Этo ты нa фoтo? http://t.co/Gi2pN7vo

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@ALarkin11 Этo твoя фoткa? http://t.co/DfbLiG2T

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@AKypers Этo твoя фoткa? http://t.co/jMwB7gTY

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Girls who say "a lot of guys are after me" should keep in mind that low prices always attract many customers

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@svaluev Этo ты нa фoтo? http://t.co/or8WFRvF

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@sv_corp Это o тeбe пишyт? http://t.co/GYVWvA5Q

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you shower naked? what a Badass ;)

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@suxusiq Этo o тeбe пишyт? http://t.co/yeBodyIG

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@susucrekun Это ты нa фотo? http://t.co/pmZp84aT

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@surfersbalicom Этo o тeбе пишyт? http://t.co/0Q4Ypd6i

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They never used it on the Office but I pitched that Michael Scott was Ridley and Tony Scott's cousins

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@supersalesru Этo ты на фoтo? http://t.co/rECJhQTK

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@superhuevaya Этo твоя фoтка? http://t.co/I3exuJYJ

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@suorg Это o тeбe пишут? http://t.co/U2uhu1ux

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@sungirl_92 Этo ты нa фoтo? http://t.co/MyYlHwts

[Lanz Castillo @lanzcast]

Captain: "Sir, we're surrounded!" Me: "Excellent, we can attack in any direction!"