Lanzifer Longinus

Former Magister Equitum-The Satanic Temple's Mounted Color Guard, Former Minister Satanae, Horseman, Jouster, Musician, Historian, and Fall- Down Tragedian

[Lanzifer Longinus @lanzifer]

#MAGAt

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you can hate your government and love your country at the same time.

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

Republicans will tell you torture is OK, executing people is OK, but say something about abortion and all of a sudden they’re pro-life.

[Lanzifer Longinus @lanzifer]

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[FFRF @FFRF]

Amazing how god always seems to want exactly what certain politicians want: more power, more war, and more votes.

[Lanzifer Longinus @lanzifer]

#LettucePrey

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

MAGA Christians finish every prayer with “in Jesus’ name we PREY.”

[Lanzifer Longinus @lanzifer]

HOW ABOUT THAT TAO?

[FFRF @FFRF]

This is exactly why secular voters need to show up and vote.

If nonreligious Americans vote consistently, candidates will have to earn our support with evidence-based policy, competence and real solutions to real-world problems.

[Hemant Mehta @hemantmehta]

Oh yay. It's this guy.

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

I'm more Christian than MAGA and I'm the devil.

[Lanzifer Longinus @lanzifer]

ANNABELLE IS MOVING TO SALEM...
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