eleven madison dickhead

my wife’s boyfriend sold his prosthetic leg on craigslist to afford me the opportunity to be here

[eleven madison dickhead @laobansanta]

Everybody in Orlando needs to hit the gas. Why tf are there suddenly triple the amount of cars on the road all going half the speed of the rest of us?????

[Esa señora @esasenora17]

@sympathykn1fe

[eleven madison dickhead @laobansanta]

Whoever poo sheisty is he came in the Nike clearance outlet at the loop last night with 20 people and a selfie stick screaming about being rich. Security asked them to leave and his friends threw everything on the floor.

[eleven madison dickhead @laobansanta]

@WESH is flying a helicopter over epic all day long filming nothing happening at a closed ride i wonder what their gas budget is like

[eleven madison dickhead @laobansanta]

Not the comcast CEO sending every single employee an email urging them to maintain a “respectful exchange of ideas” like Charlie Kirk would have wanted. Brian he attacked every demographic in your company except white men come down from your ivory tower

[eleven madison dickhead @laobansanta]

@memilies Andrew Scott was a weird and perfect Moriarty

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

celine was so real for this😭

[eleven madison dickhead @laobansanta]

@hoolie_r I spend all my time getting ready for work, commuting to work, being at work, commuting home, decompressing, resting from work, going to bed early because i got work. I need time for something else 40 hours is hell.

[Dylan O'Sullivan @DylanoA4]

— Franz Kafka, 1912

[big fawn @fawnaldinho]

@hopecoreemo im not saying there are power dynamics, im saying hes a bum

[JJ 🦇 @frlyoddmcclaren]

@SamtheNightOwl Can’t wait for the next merger

[pisces spice @taramariev23]

@ODoffecstasy @bugg717 @internxtwhore Sometimes people post to get reassurance and extra confidence to do what they’re struggling to do. Don’t be mean.

[eleven madison dickhead @laobansanta]

People renovating old Florida homes replacing wood floors with Miami cocaine mansion tiles: count your days

[eleven madison dickhead @laobansanta]

“wHaT do you tHiNk of tHiS wOmAn” she has a job unlike the losers tweeting that we shouldn’t have joined for the reasons the military advertised to us. our own govt preys on underdeveloped countries and low income communities.

[Paul A. Szypula 🇺🇸 @Bubblebathgirl]

Woman says, “I did not join the military to serve my country. I joined the military to get a VA home loan, the GI Bill, and student loan forgiveness. That’s it.”

What do you think of this woman?

[🙂‍↕️ @uranus_is_green]

@Ariellex1_ Boiling hot take, but practicing heterosexuality will always fuel misogyny

[David AttenBruh @AlHendiify]

Kinda wild how the natural opposite to the red maga hat just organically popped up

[girly&wordly @Brieyonce]

Nicole Richie read some bangers this year she just like me fr