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@BBCMOTD @BBCSport Or just enforce the existing laws

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@joelbeya Netflix FC

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@hosang They can take the ball home, we’ll take the 3 points

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@seanpaulday @CamdenCouncil Every journey matters

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@MrStephenHowson Let’s not get Carri(ck)ed away

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@CabbieGinger Had a guy last week saying I should get something to stop suitcases rolling around, th silence was deafening after I told him to take it off the wheels

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@michaelblackcab Half of them asking where is Frieze masters

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@StretfordPaddck Yeah but what’s his walking stats?

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@thebarkingtweet I saw two cycling the wrong way round HPC last week

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@Jbanklestankle1 Has she read animal farm?

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@kp_hedges Never seen it being used, surely they can close it only when they need it.

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@MrStephenHowson Because he doesn’t know what to do with the ball when he has it.

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@TomTaxiDriver Real one I had…ToL rank to Leadenhall Market

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@MrStephenHowson So is it right that the winners of nothing qualify for the “champions” league next season?

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@ammandev I hope Henry analyses how he literally put his head on the line for the team

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@stormcab Dropped at the Clermont Victoria and the doorman stood at the top of the steps watching them get out with luggage 🤯

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@AnbesaEntertai1 @AbsoluteBruno He also missed two sitters and a penalty

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@MrStephenHowson Grave of the fireflies

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@JayMotty Amorim will expose the pundits who have no idea what they’re talking about and I’m here for it

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@footballtweet Why not just make them taller?