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my RTs are an endorsement. My views & opinions are that of my employer & other people. Preferred pronouns bloke/geezer. Anti-vaxxer. Conspiracy Theorist.

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Hey @sainsburys you’ve not only made the chocolate unstealable, it’s also unsellable. Can’t even get it out without ripping the product to pieces. The whole shelf has these plastic sliders, so no gaps to slide them out of the way?????

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Daniel Kaluuya just crossed in front of me on Berkeley Square. I did this to him, he did it back. No words spoken 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Definitely something ironic about taking photos of old red phone boxes, with no phones, using the thing that replaced them - mobile phones 🤪

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@maxlugavere One of the most forgettable movies I’ve ever seen.

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@Essexflyer1987 @Johnnygree43391 Nope, hand to eye coordination, reflexes, problem solving etc. I even notice my photography releases improved.

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Sealant inside our shower has got some
mould and needs replaced. Any recommended tradespeople for this job in or around Bexleyheath area? Basically strip it all out, clean it, apply new sealant.

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@crepycidon @NormanSufrin The seal itself is damaged

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@blackcab66 @elenacute01 Immediate block

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@VinnieSull1van @BygoneBritain @Lost___London Wasn’t that because in the 1990s you were 5? 😂

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Cor they weren’t kidding about memory prices. Bought this for £36.99 in October. Now it’s £77.99. This is due to AI companies buying up all the memory.

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@xeode Seal is a mess. Needs replaced

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@Essexflyer1987 @Johnnygree43391 But can you solve a rubik’s in 12.5 seconds? 😜

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@LoughtonHammer Yeah did that first. Just maximising my reach by asking on here.

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@Essexflyer1987 @Johnnygree43391 Not happening. I have zero experience applying sealant and want it done right so it looks good, and lasts 15 years.

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@altryne @TessInLkwd @satyanadella Never reply to accounts with 29 followers. You give them the oxygen they don’t deserve. Follow me for more life tips 😎

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@Johnnygree43391 No it’s a skill. I want it done properly and fast. For the sake for a few hundred quid.

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@WelshCabbie @PolitlcsUK Worded in a way to get maximum engagement rage

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@NormanSufrin @bushontheradio I heard Rory Sutherland come up with a great trick when water from a bathroom tap sprayed his chinos just before a lecture. He noticed it was raining so went outside and got soaked. A much better look that looking like you pissed yourself 😆

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@SamuelJJack2 @sharrond62 The Times as usual being 20+ years out of date, and why add “may”?

Anyone with more than 3 brain cells knows you WILL live longer, and healthier during those later years.

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@NormanSufrin It’s a mess now and needs completely ripped out.

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@CollinRugg Clearly the appropriate authorities weren’t happy with their cut and this was the punishment 🤪

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@SamuelJJack2 @CDriscoll99 I put that combo together at breakfast and I’d be straight on the toilet 😆