suck my fuck

[James Charles @jamescharles]

my uber driver just farted where is the eject button

[Conor Maynard @ConorMaynard]

“Day 385 without sex and..”
oh fuck off Sharon everyone knows you’re a virgin

[. @JaiBrooks1]

We are all slaves to money then we die how nice is that : )

[Champ. @___vaughan]

@_nkor_ Brezz breast boobs tits titties

[Champ. @___vaughan]

Girls actually go to work and school with cramps. They can be in a lot of pain but still act normal throughout the day. Superheroes

[Tana Mongeau @tanamongeau]

isn't it a crazy thing when your friend gets cheated on or fucked over and they make you HATE their ex by crying & shit but then they take them back & you have to like be nice to this person that you hate?? because they're dating ur friend?? even tho ur friend made u hate them??

[🤍 @ERlKAHANSON]

Things women shouldn’t have to apologize for:

1. Having our periods.
2. Sexual preference.
3. Putting work first.
4. Bra cup sizes.
5. Independence.
6. Painting our faces.
7. How many people we’ve slept with.
8. Looking like hell.
9. Making more money.
10. Eating too much.

[Chico Bean @chicoBean]

I think Kanye West smoking that shit Hector gave Smokey in the Low rider on Friday or maybe some of what Denzel gave Jake on Training Day, either way he tweekin HARD....

[Salice Rose @salice_roseee]

I respect THE FUCK outta those who are always positive even when they’re in such a “bad place” in life. They’re still fighting for themselves & will find any reason to smile. God Bless your beautiful soul, I’m rooting for you 👐🏼

[Mr.Karlous @KarlousM]

Just imagine if America wasn’t so racist and niggas actually felt welcomed. Wouldn’t be nobody more patriotic than black folks. Can’t nobody rep the set harder than us.

[Bhad Bhabie @BhadBhabie]

Love putting in the work. I don’t want no shortcut.

[Coaché Memotaka PureBlood @naijateddy]

@MrMokelly @kanyewest Interesting views. So when Trump was blamed for Charlottesville that was wrong? Thanks for the heads up.

[Slutty Girl Problems @sluttygrlprobs]

When a male honey bee climaxes during sex, his testicles explode and he dies. So dudes, never complain about “blue balls” again…

[Wiz Khalifa @wizkhalifa]

Sometimes it’s good to just not say shit 🤷🏽‍♂️