bwett

shook but not shockt. easily annoying. #blacklivesmatter

[bwett @Lapdogofficial]

I don't know if you knew I felt this way but Salem truly is the most iconic animatronic black cat of our times.

[unpunishable.🇿🇦 @mradebear]

you’re about to have the best 30 days of your life

[sarah louise @sarahbanana]

Omg my friends are so mad at me for not wanting to fuck OR marry ratatouille

[bwett @Lapdogofficial]

@sarahbanana uh oh

[sarah louise @sarahbanana]

“a vapers dozen” -@Lapdogofficial

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

My buddy lost his job to AI. It was his job to chug thousands of gallons of water at a data center

[*bd*ll*h @ab00xx]

folsom this folsom that why don’t you fol som of that laundry that’s been piling up on your chair

[Southern Dan @StolenDans]

me observing my enby friend's fitness journey:

[slommy @sammichluvrrr]

i’m such a stupid faggοt i spelled his name like charli xcx 😭😭✌️

[Roo ☁️ @mspiggyhairgif]

Crumbl ceo

[444 @down444mars]

I know an afters when I see one

[bwett @Lapdogofficial]

have been off work and gone from
home since aug 7th and while i am very excited to crawl into my own bed and see my la-based friends and lovers i have lit rally zero desire to think about work ever again. thx

[cointel/proana @ennuiboy420]

The most radical thing you can do as a gay guy is be sort of useful

[oomf magazine @oomfmagazine]

We waste so much time trying to become hot instead of just being hot

[bwett @Lapdogofficial]

@rudeboyxtian giving white lotus

[bwett @Lapdogofficial]

@rogelior_ 😭 😭

[bwett @Lapdogofficial]

@fergyonce i think i can hear myself in this one but tbh no idea what i was screaming, i blacked it all out

[bwett @Lapdogofficial]

beyonce

[lauren @winonaddict]

took an edible & this has me crying