crash test dumbass

weatherly, stiff, and fast. able to construe xenophon as well as cicero.

[crash test dumbass @lapenseesausage]

when someone asks you who led the khmer rouge but you just took a big bite of baked potato

[milo edwards @Milo_Edwards]

homer composing book 2 of the iliad:

[crash test dumbass @lapenseesausage]

in celebration of neil’s return

[crash test dumbass @lapenseesausage]

he’s his own seal

[crash test dumbass @lapenseesausage]

me when my bro plays a cheugy tuba solo

[crash test dumbass @lapenseesausage]

pronouncing “polygon” to rhyme with “oregon”

[crash test dumbass @lapenseesausage]

pitt season finale

[crash test dumbass @lapenseesausage]

in my opinion New Amsterdam went a liiiiiiittle heavy on the christ imagery in this shot

[crash test dumbass @lapenseesausage]

he had a good nap

[The Kronstadt Gardener 🇵🇸 @ThomasAwful]

Crunishment

[crash test dumbass @lapenseesausage]

approaching a dog that hates men to get its read on my gender

[crash test dumbass @lapenseesausage]

tautology man, tautology man, does whatever a tautology can

[crash test dumbass @lapenseesausage]

when you finally find some chips

[crash test dumbass @lapenseesausage]

nobody’s really seeing my tweets these days but if just one more person lays eyes on roberto then i’ve done good in the world o7

[roberto updates 🇵🇸 @robertoupdates]

not one thought

[crash test dumbass @lapenseesausage]

what do you mean “will trent”? how should i know if he will?

[crash test dumbass @lapenseesausage]

@focra cause they’ll think you meant charles darwin

[crash test dumbass @lapenseesausage]

@lucaisharsh for me my the changes in my singing voice have been one of the best things about being on T, but i have had to change to karaoke repertoire. i did rock a rendition of thank god im a country boy the other night

[crash test dumbass @lapenseesausage]

@toutovlepo if made to do this i would swiftly [redacted]

[crash test dumbass @lapenseesausage]

check in on your friends

[crash test dumbass @lapenseesausage]

serious burn at the candle store

[crash test dumbass @lapenseesausage]

so guys, you oozing? cause if not, then buddy — you’re losing.

[crash test dumbass @lapenseesausage]

homophobic tbh!

[crash test dumbass @lapenseesausage]

@toutovlepo perhaps only teen prodigy lawyers? (who seem to make up most of the legal profession in ace attorney)