Luis Perez

I believe in nothing, try teaching a beast and loving, juggling, my beliefs need readjusting...

[Luis Perez @laperez85]

Having an Elle Dog made by the one and only @ellesparks #SOGOOD http://t.co/kqAziZ4ZMp

[Luis Perez @laperez85]

They made me sit at the front desk so I decided to vandalize the calendar. Apparently I never lost my… http://t.co/wMi4bJ4PWq

[Luis Perez @laperez85]

Only 45 minutes until my @AHSFX date with my chaos twin. #AHSCoven

[Luis Perez @laperez85]

"Why are they playing Starships? That's probably why my fucking kidney hurts." #overheardatwork

[Luis Perez @laperez85]

So the new director for the call center officially lost his mind today upon realizing that the staff here truly is retarded.

[Luis Perez @laperez85]

White noise - 40.0 Hz

[Luis Perez @laperez85]

The body is your temple. Keep it pure and clean for the soul to reside in.

[Luis Perez @laperez85]

My coworker made me a batch of marijuana butter. It's the weirdest gift I've ever received from a coworker, but still appreciated. #420

[Luis Perez @laperez85]

NYC had a week with no murders. During a government shutdown. There apparently is hope for humanity. #namaste

[Luis Perez @laperez85]

This "premium blend coffee" from the coffee machine at work tastes more like a "premium blend abortion". Disgraceful.

[Luis Perez @laperez85]

Namaste to all sentient begins.