Laura Peters

I still don't know what I'm doing.

[Laura Peters @lapeters13]

When you get ready and then bae cancels your plans.

[Laura Peters @lapeters13]

Finance gurus: “Your monthly basic needs should only be about 50% of your income” Me: *laughs in poor*

[Laura Peters @lapeters13]

Update:

[Laura Peters @lapeters13]

I bought new pots and pans due to be delivered today. I’ll tell you I have not been this excited since 2004......

[Laura Peters @lapeters13]

I just watched the NYT Britney Spears doc and um the questions she was asked in interviews about her virginity/sexuality and that one lady who wanted to shoot her??? IM UNCOMFY

[Laura Peters @lapeters13]

Petition to stop recipes for cauliflower or cabbage “steaks.” It’s not a steak. It’s a slab of sadness. Call it what it is.

[Laura Peters @lapeters13]

@hbaizz @KateFlannery I’m crying in the club I love this so much! ❣️

[Laura Peters @lapeters13]

Just congratulate and move on. It’s none of your business, belittles people’s accomplishments and magnifies the fact that they may have no idea what their next move is.

[Laura Peters @lapeters13]

Can we stop questioning people on their next move? Especially after they just did a thing? “Congrats on your new job- do you plan to advance?” “OMG you just got married- when are you having babies?!” “Wow what a beautiful baby- when’s number 2 coming?” I’m looking at you boomers!

[Laura Peters @lapeters13]

@hbaizz Target tells you what you need- not the other way!

[Laura Peters @lapeters13]

Idk who needs to hear this- but- clean your self-cleaning oven. #thatisall

[Laura Peters @lapeters13]

My key to the office apparently doesn’t work so now I’m locked out. #employeeoftheyear

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Cardi B responds to #TigerKing star Carole Baskin after she accused the rapper of animal cruelty on the #WAP set:

“I’m not gonna engage with Carole Baskin on that. Like, that’s just ridiculous you know? Like, girl you killed your goddamn husband.”

🔗: https://t.co/ZjQGFriEoA

[𝙳𝚊 𝙸𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚝 𝙽𝚘𝚗𝚗𝚊 🧡 @TrudiiBee]

Pretty much 😭😭

[Laura Peters @lapeters13]

Hi, I’m Laura and my toxic trait is forgetting to turn on the dryer while doing laundry. 🙄🙄🙄

[Laura Peters @lapeters13]

@markell121 Honestly you’re right!

[Laura Peters @lapeters13]

I consider my cats brother and sister but what if... hear me out... they’re husband and wife? Like I didn’t ask them- I just assumed.

[Laura Peters @lapeters13]

The EGHOA Facebook page is full of Karens tonight! God forbid there’s some fireworks at 9pm on a Saturday. The whole community shouldn’t have to adhere to your shitty kid’s bedtime schedule. 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

[Laura Peters @lapeters13]

If my second marriage after I kill Curt and feed him to my tigers isn’t like this... I don’t want it.

[Laura Peters @lapeters13]

Today I told the guy at Beer World I love his shirt and he GAVE. ME. ONE. ❤️