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Did you hear the joke about the couple who made their own wine with a kit? It's surprisingly good.

[la petite fumée @lapetitefumee]

Saw a penguin on the dock. Nope, turns out to be seagull in front of a cormorant.

[la petite fumée @lapetitefumee]

next heartbreak: pHoenix from SRTY isn't single.

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Where are my stereoscopic glasses when I need them?

[la petite fumée @lapetitefumee]

Sailboats take up more than their fair share of the vertical space above the water line.

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How fortunate for drivers that water is, at best/at worst, only but a very poor lubricant.

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Against the monetization/commodification of anything and everything. Wants to be paid lotsa money for offering her unique "gifts" to the world. Hm.

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Headline: Self-diagnosed Empath Takes Internet Quiz And Discovers He's Actually a Narcissist

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To grow and be continually reborn into better versions of yourself, you need to be teachable, willing to be changed by your experiences. Another word for teachable is vulnerable. Yeah, make your current self vulnerable to total destruction.

[la petite fumée @lapetitefumee]

All self help pretty much boils down to simple brainwashing.

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Hypothesis: Every time I make a choice based on the urge to avoid "boring" or pursue "cool", I'm actually sabotaging an opportunity for intimacy and connection.

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Probably most of the fallen eyelashes that have been wished on were actually just eyebrow hairs.

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Conversation when I was 10.
Me: Are colleges and universities kinda the same thing?
Mom: They're a bit different.
Me: Which is most difficult?
Mom: University
Me: Perfect, that's where I'll go.
Bless my little determined heart.

[la petite fumée @lapetitefumee]

@bigcartel ...about to create an online shop and you're my top pick. When do you foresee integrating cryptocurrency capacities to your service? Or do you have any existing crypto plugins to recommend?

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Like a BMO-banked Canadian trying to buy crypto during a Mercury retrograde.

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I just want to wish all the international women out there a really really good day.

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Someone who sees themselves as small, powerless and vulnerable will always bring out the big guns at even the most harmless threat.

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Sorting receipts from 2017. Receipt for 2 pieces of fried whitefish. Mmmmmmm.

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Stop anthropomorphizing me! Said no cat ever because they can't talk.

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Remembering being a kid and feeling incredibly defeated, right to my core, when the groundhog saw its shadow.