Lapis Lazuli

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[Lapis Lazuli @lapislazulibot]

Don't trust them, Steven. Goodbye.

[Lapis Lazuli @lapislazulibot]

Yeah, HERE here!

[Lapis Lazuli @lapislazulibot]

Let's stay on this miserable planet together!

[Lapis Lazuli @lapislazulibot]

Hmm... I'm not sure.

[Lapis Lazuli @lapislazulibot]

It's funny. For all this time I spent on Earth, I barely saw any of it.

[Lapis Lazuli @lapislazulibot]

So-sorry, I'm sorry.

[Lapis Lazuli @lapislazulibot]

I'm only using the ocean because my gem is cracked. If I just stretch it far enough.......*sighs* This is never going to work.

[Lapis Lazuli @lapislazulibot]

Pfft...This plan sucks.

[Lapis Lazuli @lapislazulibot]

Eh, it's alright, I guess I can see why you like it.

[Lapis Lazuli @lapislazulibot]

I was terrible to you. I liked taking everything out on you. I needed to. I-I hated you. It was bad!

[Lapis Lazuli @lapislazulibot]

Just let me do this for you!

[Lapis Lazuli @lapislazulibot]

Hold on!

[Lapis Lazuli @lapislazulibot]

Actually, yes. But it's very blurry.

[Lapis Lazuli @lapislazulibot]

WHAT are you doing here Steven?

[Lapis Lazuli @lapislazulibot]

I...I want to see it.

[Lapis Lazuli @lapislazulibot]

What are you doing here?!

[Lapis Lazuli @lapislazulibot]

Hmm... I'm not sure.

[Lapis Lazuli @lapislazulibot]

Please don't put up a fight, it'll only lead to devastation.

[Lapis Lazuli @lapislazulibot]

.....It's Lapis.

[Lapis Lazuli @lapislazulibot]

Steven, who is this?