Pretentious Snacks

Faming and shaming the pretentious snacks, foods and meals of our time. Tag us in what you find! #poshsnack #poshcrisp #laposhsnack

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What we saying @alwayssunny @RMcElhenney @DannyDeVito @GlennHowerton?

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Where to begin?

1) Need a dictionary to understand what it is ✅
2) 🦞 ✅
3) MADE WITH BRITISH POTATOES - this one’s for the xenophobic real ones ✅

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Incredibly irresponsible @Doritos

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Wimbledon has started. It can only mean one thing…

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Wimbledon has started. It can only mean one thing: time to break out the…

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That not just any pretentious crisp, that’s a @marksandspencer pretentious crisp…

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Only the finest Kakadu plum at Easter…

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We prefer ours poached.

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Don’t lean on the handle while eating!

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“Sugar or salted?”
“No, we’ll have posh.”
“You what?”

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Clean up on aisle 4!

[Luke @Luke_ATR]

State of this @laposhsnack

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And in 2018 @Tyrrells released raspberry bellini flavoured crisps. The dark ages…

[Richard Osman @richardosman]

Wotsits, Skips, Frazzles and Monster Munch were all invented within 6 years of each other in the 1970s. The golden age of maize snacks.

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@SteveDayWriting @mitchellgadd @ITV Same kind of 🤢 feeling from this one.

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At what stage do we intervene?

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Grass court tennis season on the horizon. Strawberries and cream anyone? 🤢🤢🤢

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@GriffLemon @NickMotown We’re here to name and shame!

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LIKE - Jumped-up cheese crisp 👍

RT - A cheesy revelation 👎

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🌶@marksandspencer 🌶
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#poshsnack #fancysnacks #marksandspencer #crisps

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It’s beginning to look a lot like... 🤢

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Potato-flavoured crisps. WE’VE REACHED PEAK 2020 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! 📷 @edzlewis