ShitLappy Says

Women wanna be with me. Rappers hope i get shot.

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@brenna_seines hey

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Who the fuck even knows how to change a lightbulb

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You guys wanna do some crack

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She had a fat ass though

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@LexiSweiss hi

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@baiiByers hey.

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Hit me up

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#slideintoyobitchesdmslike

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It's more fun on top

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My mom wouldn't let me apply to Boulder..why?.... Weed is legal

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Satan can pick my nut sack

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I embrace girls who like dick more then girls who don't. Like at least they embrace it

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My philosophy "If they aren't married that means they're fair game"

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What does the Situation look like?

[A J @austincjacobs]

@lapprice is this account like the facebook of George the Cat that lappy fucked in 8th grade?

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Being sober on a Friday nights weird.. I party too much

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I sometimes want a girl just so I can take her pound town every night

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I don't have time for these hoes

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I'm a fucking legend