Lapsed Brisco

waiting to be called into Vince's office.

this is a parody account inspired by @thelapsedfan

[Lapsed Brisco @lapsedbrisco]

My son is four. He found a bunch of old wcw action figures. Picking up Goldberg: "I like his costume." #lapsed

[Lapsed Brisco @lapsedbrisco]

In. That. Ass. #lapsed

[Lapsed Brisco @lapsedbrisco]

@BrianRobertsLV @TheLapsedFan I almost died trying to finish a workout during Slams 95. But I giggled so hard listening to "I'm goin to wrasslin" for the first time that my wife kicked me out of bed. So that wins.

[Lapsed Brisco @lapsedbrisco]

@TheLapsedFan And STILL! WWE's greatest announcer. Thank you, Howard.

[Lapsed Brisco @lapsedbrisco]

#lapsed @TheLapsedFan

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

I used to watch wrestling ,my favs are booker T, Batista,eddie,Triple H ,edge,Lita

[Lapsed Brisco @lapsedbrisco]

@TheLapsedFan episode 95 on Owen Hart and over the edge is still the single greatest podcast episode I've ever heard. It crushed me for several days. I didn't want it. But I needed it. #lapsed

[Lapsed Brisco @lapsedbrisco]

@TheLapsedFan Just give me six hours of Lord Alfred doing voiceover promos alone in the studio. #doubledragon #lapsed

[Lapsed Brisco @lapsedbrisco]

Jimmy Hart used the Superman's cape line during the Andy Kaufman feud. Not sure I've ever heard it on a wrestling show otherwise. @TheLapsedFan #lapsed

[Lapsed Brisco @lapsedbrisco]

@TheLapsedFan That interview from Doris was heartrending. Whatever blame she might deserve, the pain--not the satisfying pain #lapsed fans need, but the empty pain of immeasurable loss--was palpable. Crushing stuff to cap off the journey.

[Lapsed Brisco @lapsedbrisco]

Waaaah wah wah wahwah wahwah wah wahhh. #lapsed @TheLapsedFan

[Lapsed Brisco @lapsedbrisco]

@WWEGraves spent all night sneaking @Rancid lyrics into commentary. Bascially my real life gimmick.

[Lapsed Brisco @lapsedbrisco]

Little known fact: #lapsed lex luger provided the cat sound at the start of Sable's theme song. @TheLapsedFan

[Lapsed Brisco @lapsedbrisco]

Becky knee brace. A+. Can't wait for her to say 'beady little eyes' and 'if you replace the R in Rousey with and L you've got my exact opinion of her' #lapsed

[Lapsed Brisco @lapsedbrisco]

@TimHornbaker I can't. #lapsed

[Lapsed Brisco @lapsedbrisco]

So stupid, they just laugh at their own jokes, so much potential, not funny, I don't like people who laugh, I'm a killjoy, I suck so this show sucks, I'm goin to rasslin @TheLapsedFan

[Lapsed Brisco @lapsedbrisco]

I made an egg sandwich, drank a bottle of gin, passed out in the tub, woke up and did it again, I'm goin to rasslin. #lapsed

[Lapsed Brisco @lapsedbrisco]

Well I heard @TheLapsedFan while I was laying in bed, and I laughed so hard that now I'm divorced, I'm goin to rasslin. #lapsed

[Lapsed Brisco @lapsedbrisco]

If raw was on in the 80s we would be complaining that we've seen Savage and warrior vs Piper and perfect 300 times. #itusedtobebetter #raw #lapsed

[Lapsed Brisco @lapsedbrisco]

@TheLapsedFan Lapsed Lanny Poffo deserves a (fuckin' fake) Oscar for this performance. On par with Baldwin in Glengarry glenross and Hopkins in silence of the lambs.

[Lapsed Brisco @lapsedbrisco]

Cane Dewey Robertson. #lapsed