LapsedNewsGuy

Over-the-Hill print hack who came South years ago and can’t stay away. Hoosier by birth and diehard Yankees fan by inclination.

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Wow….

[Rick Wilson @TheRickWilson]

This is...a lot.

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@daveweigel The remake with George C Scott was amazing.

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@TheRickWilson Double Amen

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@RobSilver I think Portland makes sense, and maybe Montreal with a new stadium, but I’m with you about the rest of these markets.

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@BraddrofliT He’s as a big as a fucking house and his diaper lines are showing.

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@CattardSlim It’s an old salesman thing. Turn on the vice and pull the other guy toward you. It’s supposed to establish dominance, like one cat biting another cat’s neck.

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@TwinsAlmanac Says it all, doesn’t it? He’s not a victim or a martyr. He’s an asshole. He made his own bed and he can lay in it with all of the money he made.

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@TheRickWilson Jesus Fucking Christ

[Kid Riles @kid_riles]

Rush Limbaugh died 4 years ago today. This is a perfect description of his life’s accomplishments.

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@ChrisTrainorSC The whole goddamn state highway system in SC is like that.

[The r/BillSimmons Podcast @rBillSimmonsPod]

An r/BillSimmons commenter explains why NBA ratings are down

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Quite an achievement for someone with a sub-90 IQ https://t.co/txx9VkzQ4q

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@RobertMSterling It was cold blooded murder. He ran a company that has fucked over millions of Americans. Both things are true.

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@dick_nixon Exactly. She’s running Bernie’s Senate playbook: stick to your politics but don’t be afraid to bend a little to help out the centrists. She does the work. Sleep on her at your peril.

[Christopher Webb @cwebbonline]

I don’t take credit for this meme, but I do co-sign.

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@ChrisCillizza @Olivianuzzi I’m afraid we’ve written you all off, son.

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@MeganBitchell It’s OK to live a little. Just ask Stitch.

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@Super70sSports The Cobra was a stone badass, and Carter was pretty good too.

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@LeciaMichelle11 Allow me to betray my angry white guy friends to confirm that he is saying what you think he is saying. Judging from his behavior, I’d guess he is about two weeks from full-on n-word during one of his call-ins to Hannity.