Mr Frog

I start with an assumption that politicians are incompetent and/ or liars and await being pleasantly surprised..

[Mr Frog @laquamariner]

@itvfootball Can you please tell your commentators to SHUT UP and just observe the match? It is shocking drivel.

[Mr Frog @laquamariner]

@boblister_poole Send for Boris’s water cannon and wash them away...

[Tom Collins @Reprobate24]

@Zara_Bukake_MP We simply CANNOT continue handing out largesse to all and sundry, and then tax people and businesses and Borrow Billions. That is utter Madnesss !

[Thomas Banks @DroneOn1]

.@RealJamesWoods @realDonaldTrump @dbongino From what I understand, Schumer and Obama want this picture to disappear....so, I believe the best thing for us to do is retweet it thousands of times. The truth must seen.

[Mr Frog @laquamariner]

New one way system in the Village - news - Darley Abbey https://t.co/oQ83jIZtzH
Crackpot idea

[Mr Frog @laquamariner]

Sign The Petition: We Must Protect British History https://t.co/r7fUb0A0Dq

[Ian Murray MP @IanMurrayMP]

I yearn for the day when U.K. journalists actually know something about scotland. If u have answers maybe Kay tell us why testing is so pitiful here, care home death rates r double England, why no tracers taken on despite 8,500 applications, why initial outbreak was covered up?

[Mr Frog @laquamariner]

@Uptotherewithit @AndyHammers Because these poor folks are escaping war-torn France!

[Mr Frog @laquamariner]

@richardosman Something that has caused me great concern is this: have you sorted out presenting Pointless whilst contestants comply with Social Distancing? Could you split up each pair and put them in different studios, or perhaps at neutral venues shared by Premiership football teams?

[Mr Frog @laquamariner]

@LadyHaywire I scored zero! Is there a prize?

[Mr Frog @laquamariner]

@TheSun It’s probably because he’ll die of lung cancer before the virus gets him. So he is protected really...

[The Sun @TheSun]

Tiny ducklings are reunited with their mom after being rescued from a drain

[Mr Frog @laquamariner]

@msvickyclarke @misstanyajane @Homebase_uk #Homebase_uk seem totally incompetent compared with other online retailers. We ordered goods over two weeks ago. They took our money immediately but since then NOTHING. Emails chasing the order have had the stock reply “very busy etc etc “. Makes me wonder if it’s not some scam!

[Mr Frog @laquamariner]

@Steven_Swinford How do they propose to allocate these 'priority slots for the elderly'? When signing up for deliveries they do not ask our age, and looking at their delivery website there are no slots for three weeks ahead...

[Mr Frog @laquamariner]

You tell us, @_joshuajones that Sky are generously offering to suspend SkySports membership. However, this cannot be done online (for some reason) but by ringing a specified number. Have you tried ringing it? You will be told that because of the crisis they're not taking calls.

[Mr Frog @laquamariner]

Bastards!

[Jim Ball @JimBall55154596]

Exhaust thieves!

[Mr Frog @laquamariner]

Galloway Johnson is my choice

[George Galloway @georgegalloway]

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[malcolm scott esq @companyu]

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