lil-y

don’t ask me questions. i’m frightened of questions. (she/they)

[lil-y @lar_p_]

@lilvanhooters

[lil-y @lar_p_]

killing myself tonight

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Ariana Grande and Ethan Slater have broken up, TMZ reports.

(https://t.co/7aavapu66M)

[lil-y @lar_p_]

@lilvanhooters i love him

[lil-y @lar_p_]

doing some insane shit in order to force myself to finish writing my play. i don't care. i need this to be over.

[lil-y @lar_p_]

i get so melancholic when i think about this. it is my worst nightmare.
https://t.co/IFCusK3bj0

[lil-y @lar_p_]

@lilvanhooters Charlie Why He Kinda...

[lil-y @lar_p_]

me at 11 finding every picture of jo calderone ever taken and putting them in a secret folder not yet realizing my life would forever change

[tito @titovidalll]

i wanna be gay with jo calderone

[lil-y @lar_p_]

@lilvanhooters if i don't see snake dreams on my desk by this time tomorrow im going to flip out

[lil-y @lar_p_]

yesterday i wrote personal apologies to all the mets fans in my life (i put a hex on them) and hours later they won. i'm not even kidding.

[lil-y @lar_p_]

i actually got chills watching this. . .

[Coyote vs. ACME @CoyoteACMEMovie]

The trailer ACME doesn’t want you to see. Coyote vs. ACME. In theaters August 28.

[lil-y @lar_p_]

@lilvanhooters kys max

[Wong Updates @WongUpdates]

Over 500 celebrities have signed an open letter asking the Academy to publicly execute Timothée Chalamet at the Oscars.

“His reign of terror must end."

[lil-y @lar_p_]

people turning against timothee and telling me to jump ship. they don't know i have a terrible disease that makes me attracted to men with big mouths and misworded takes.

[lil-y @lar_p_]

my job is getting my money up and my funny up. #employedwriter

[mitski data @mitskidata]

You’re laughing. Bad Bunny is gonna bring out Mitski for a surprise I Bet on Losing Dogs performance and you’re laughing.

[lil-y @lar_p_]

my boss brought me and my coworker into her office to show us something. it was the bad bunny calvin klein ad. i informed her i’d already seen it but i wouldn’t mind taking another look.

[lil-y @lar_p_]

trudging through the snow to open my job in times square by myself for the first time. on the second day of my period. mitski how deep is your love cover in my headphones. there’s a 38% chance i explode.

[lil-y @lar_p_]

i thought i lost my phone the other day and i was so gagged i literally said this: