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nearly there

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Only just realised that Tom Waits works as a sentence

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Le Tigre begging people in advertising like will you just use a different fucking song please

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No disappointment like looking up Lemony Snicket as an adult and seeing he does not in fact look like a Dickensian Mr Burns with a wizardly ginger beard

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Snails out here got a death wish or what

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AI designs Renaissance-inspired footwear. Can we put minimalism in its grave now??? https://t.co/q46LSpiLGp

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Baguette begets baguettes

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Your knuckles are cute lil knee caps for your hands x

[Poetry Ireland / Éigse Éireann @poetryireland]

'Begin' by Brendan Kennelly

[The Cultural Tutor @culturaltutor]

To put 2023 into perspective, here's a brief timeline of the entire future in 23 key moments:

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Always so jealous when i see people walking down the street with a pizza they’ve bought from the shop. I’m like damn you gonna have a nice tea

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Appalling https://t.co/OpG3oL9TnH

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Absolutely no negotiations on the fact that Kingsmill 50/50 is the best bread ever

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@RobLOsborn @austinkleon Second this

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@DHLParcelUK I have a worldwide package that was supposed to be picked up Thurs 6th Oct. No one turned up, no communication. No way of calling you to check what's going on? Need a refund ASAP.

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Awaiting my trashbag astrology Libra szn memes with impossibly bated breath, typical Libra

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Drake is housekeeping music

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Unexpected side of effects of getting older are a growing obsession with nice smells and enjoying a hot flannel on my face

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I want to become famous purely so that one day there is an article about me that goes “Lara Baxter unrecognisable after…”

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Last seen in my duodenum

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Stig Dagerman on Love Island, 1948

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Creative and account manager after a client meeting