Lara

hot from afar but far from hot

[Lara @larabizzo]

Why do I get the feeling this guy is using tinder to upsell a pyramid scheme #tinder

[Ed McCosh @EdMc_Cosh]

USA: Colossal, era-defining election, division, disruption, the lingering threat of unrest, people full of opinions and uncertainty

UK: You seen the size of Gary Barlow's son? He's fucking massive

[DEE 🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆 @duchessofpoms]

I don’t believe any other answer exists.

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the craziest interactions of all time

a thread🧵

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

Brilliant ad. If you have a daughter and you are voting for Trump you are insane.

Also I hope you will one day have to explain to her why you voted for a man who was found to have sexually assaulted a woman.

[Lara @larabizzo]

I hate when guys on dating apps say they have “golden retriever energy” when a golden retriever would never send dps and ghost you

[Roshan Rinaldi @Roshan_Rinaldi]

Too soon?

[Lara @larabizzo]

#DogsAtPollingStations

[Lara @larabizzo]

Phoebes getting PAWlitical

[Lara @larabizzo]

People who drink spicy margaritas are just asking for acid reflux

[Lara @larabizzo]

Men who feel the need to set off fireworks have a wee dick pass it on x

[Lara @larabizzo]

Re-downloading hinge tonight

[Lara @larabizzo]

My WhatsApp archive be looking like the ghosts of hinge past

[Lara @larabizzo]

when in doubt send a Kanye gif - new life motto

[Lara @larabizzo]

Pro life tip: don’t try a new brand of instant tan 80 minutes before a first date

[Lara @larabizzo]

Draught excluder for sale, £5 ONO

[Lara @larabizzo]

All my problems would be solved if the fort had a primark

[Lara @larabizzo]

@rkkadee 🥹🥹🥹

[Nick Pettigrew @Nick_Pettigrew]

Priest 17

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

I’m not as mean as I could be and I want people to be more grateful for that.