Lara.collings

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[culture @notgwendalupe]

thinking of sarah michelle gellar and freddie prinze jr. going to the premiere of 'moulin rouge' with their scooby doo wigs still on

[hueyˊ @wydhuey]

accidentally vaped in front of my mom but she only saw the smoke and goes “what was that” so i immediately said “no way you saw that too?” and now i have to spend the rest of my life pretending my house is haunted

[Austine @theereal_one]

y���all ever wake up from a dream & be impressed??! like damn, the narrative structure and plot line was amazing 😭😭

[HOOD VOGUE is tired of poverty @keyon]

Doing that “[insert celebrity] has been pronounced dead” prank to y’all great aunts and grandparents is elder abuse

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

yes, please do enlighten me. email me at [email protected]

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

twitter has officially removed the feature that tells you what device a tweet was sent from and i just wanna say say dorothy we will never forget you.

[Connor Franta @connorfranta]

im such a moody bitch for no reason lmao

[. @pinkrrydarling]

DONT WORRY DARLING SPOILERS
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i just now realized that the eggs were hollow bc they weren’t supposed to have eggs that day. alice changed the plans from tuna salad to deviled eggs and the only food that’s prepared is the food they originally plan on eating

[megan thee stallions twerk wind @fingerlump]

dont worry darling boldly asks the question: what if a white lady tried to write a jordan peele movie

[chrissy 𑁤 ʹˎ˗ @chrissychaaos]

don’t worry darling spoilers w/ no context #DontWorryDarling #DontWorryDarlingSpoilers

[𝕻𝖍𝖎𝖑𝖎𝖕 𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖙 @papasombra]

I’m no fan of The Queen but meeting Liz Truss and then immediately dying is a move I respect.

[braylonnn @braylon125]

Sucking titties be so awkward, girls don’t be saying nothing just be quiet probably thinking “yea nigga you my son”

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

"I squat 315" "I bench press 225" ok well while you're lifting weights I'm lifting my homies' spirits with little jokes and tomfoolery

[𝐤𝐨𝐛𝐲 ♡ @kobychill]

this was my 9/11