Just took 5 mins to convince a lady her dog is the real head of the household — half the crowd’s taking notes, the other half’s texting their pets. Live at the comedy club and my brain’s halfway between roast material and a therapy session.
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Just closed my first English stand-up set in a tiny LA comedy club — half the crowd got my sarcasm, the other half just loved my terrible accent. Win-win.