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@RileyStearns so Riley. My last court date is February 1st. I’ve abstained from screenwriting for about two years now and I hope the judge grants me probation for shooting a black detective.

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@RileyStearns Congratulations!

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@Variety Yeeeee duh duh performance duh duh yeeeeh uh, is special y know. Yo yo yo, duh Maine uh, yeeeh” - coogler

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@RileyStearns You play a very convincing gas station clerk.

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@RileyStearns In real life he’s be in jail for shooting a cop.

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@RileyStearns Omg Spielberg taking a pic of Dano was the gayest shot I’ve ever seen. I think Spielberg is a homosexual.

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@girlbosskenroy That’s so fucking gay

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@RileyStearns It’s not an event for dog killers.

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@RileyStearns Was it Brian Duffield?

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@RileyStearns Aaron Paul is a sweetie

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@RileyStearns @DanaBrunetti my best frens

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@DanaBrunetti tell me I’m not a genius. From my short film #WashUsinTheBlood

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@RileyStearns If I had alcohol in my cart, they’d think I’m a child molestor. Which I’m not. But this one old lady was like “make sure you don’t give this to little kids.” To which I had no response. But she was judging me.

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@DanaBrunetti You got soft, Dana. Soft heart, soft penis. Soft Rogaine beard.

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@RileyStearns Nah you have about 125k

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@RileyStearns He’s got a point, Riley. All the masters like me work at Subway.

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@CamTenWrites @RileyStearns LOL

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Happy new year @RileyStearns god bless

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@RileyStearns It had Hanna vibes with the twin girls in the woods and it’s folklore. Though we all k ow the film is about aliens.

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@RileyStearns Hahahaha