Momma Rae🔮

go away.

[Momma Rae🔮 @laraecarney]

Starbucks guy: remind me of your name again
Me: La’Rae
Him: thank you! Have a good day Lauren!

[Nick @_nickherman]

first base: sex
second base: childhood trauma
third base: hanging out before 8pm

[drewtoothpaste.bsky.social @drewtoothpaste]

they should make a narcan for weed so if u get "scared of tv" level high u can sniff a little and come down to a "watching tv is fun" level

[Momma Rae🔮 @laraecarney]

@daintyxlace Okay but some of them are so cute now 😅

[Momma Rae🔮 @laraecarney]

The next time someone asks me why I don’t want anymore kids 🙃

[B 🩺🩶 @brandyxoxoo_]

I wanna hang with people who actually wanna do shit .. like let’s go make some candles, let’s take a pottery class, wine tasting, massages, bowling, painting, shit let’s take a Pilates class, a tennis class, let’s go to a basketball game

[Cleopatra 🪷 ✞ @amandaperera]

When a woman is consistently spoken to softly & treated gently, she becomes a new woman. You’re helping her heal her nervous system, you’re helping her heal generational trauma, you’re allowing her feminine energy to flourish, you’re helping her to remember who she is

[Momma Rae🔮 @laraecarney]

I just.. 😊

[A Dad Influence @gbergan]

Whenever there's a baby delivered in a TV show, moms are required to say, "That's not a newborn."

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

girls go on twitter for 5 minutes just to retweet everything they see and leave

[Momma Rae🔮 @laraecarney]

They asked me to take on extra work and I said ✨no. ✨

BRB going to go have an anxiety attack now. 🥲

[Momma Rae🔮 @laraecarney]

@Alyssa_Bean63

[⭐️IT GIRL⭐️ @aliyahInterlude]

a shirley temple is truly the best drink, it’s just so girly & fun

[⭐️IT GIRL⭐️ @aliyahInterlude]

nooo i promise she’s not mean she’s just an aquarius

[Best Videos @10SECVIDEOS]

I refuse to let this video die

[braylonnn @braylon125]

Deleting me from social media is cool. But adding me again?😭 Lol respect yourself

[Kye @GxldSociety]

Words be sticking with me… I’ll never forget what you said to me.

[becca 🍒 @beccccaaa15]

Mercury really put its whole pussy in this retrograde. I’m literally fightin for my life out here

[Rachel @femaleredhead]

oh your boyfriend’s a doctor? well my boyfriend is now the coach of an imaginary football team for the next 4 months