Lara Greenberg

Runner, minivan driving soccer mom, hanging on by a thread, breastfeeding advocate

[Lara Greenberg @Laragreenberg]

@lawandlitprof Kill me now

[Lara Greenberg @Laragreenberg]

@PodSaveAmerica @danpfeiffer @TVietor08 @jonfavs re school openings, what about states like Oregon where teachers are vaccinated and won’t go back to school?

[Lara Greenberg @Laragreenberg]

@rhettmiller I was at that Portland show! It was the 2nd to last live show I saw....sigh. Saw The Wind and the Wave at Mississippi Studios shortly after you and then, well, you know.

[Lara Greenberg @Laragreenberg]

@AaronDFordNV This moment was terrifying. He gave permission to his supporters to intimidate voters.

[Lara Greenberg @Laragreenberg]

@karagoucher Omg. Not at all

[Lara Greenberg @Laragreenberg]

@karagoucher I have 3 sons and could shut that toddler down so fast. This moderator sucks and trump is a baby

[Lara Greenberg @Laragreenberg]

@ChelseaClinton I live in Portland, Oregon. It is peaceful here aside from white supremisists/proud boys. We don’t need him.

[Sesame Street @sesamestreet]

Happy #RoshHashanah to all of our friends! May the new year bring you and your family peace, joy and love.

[Lara Greenberg @Laragreenberg]

@mPinoe Gross

[Lara Greenberg @Laragreenberg]

@realDonaldTrump They are not sick and deranged. They are just like me. Mothers of 3 sons, tax payers, peaceful protestors.

[Lara Greenberg @Laragreenberg]

@realDonaldTrump Housewife is offensive, you tone-deaf monster. Everything you say if offensive, but thought I'd point it out since you are clueless enough to Tweet it. #asshole

[Lara Greenberg @Laragreenberg]

@profdaf Chilling to see it unfold...like rewatching a train wreck in slo-mo

[Lara Greenberg @Laragreenberg]

@realDonaldTrump You’re delusional

[Lara Greenberg @Laragreenberg]

@realDonaldTrump You are a monster

[Lara Greenberg @Laragreenberg]

@des_linden Are you reporting your experience today or telling yourself this for future runs? A few days ago you ran for the first time in a month!

[Lara Greenberg @Laragreenberg]

@HillaryClinton Hill, you would have slayed. Sad every damn day it’s not you in the White House

[Lara Greenberg @Laragreenberg]

@realDonaldTrump Do your actual job, man.

[Lara Greenberg @Laragreenberg]

@realDonaldTrump Jesus. Do your job, man.

[Lara Greenberg @Laragreenberg]

@kimmiepearlman My kid is one of those teenaged umps. Thank you!

[Lara Greenberg @Laragreenberg]

@realDonaldTrump @MariaBartiromo You are a liar and a criminal