Lara Kahn

how do i twitter

[Lara Kahn @larakahn_]

is it bad to tweet that men have such fragile masculinity??

[Ida Bae Wells @nhannahjones]

I’m tripping that you can assault someone on live television on stage at the Oscars and just take your seat and watch the rest of the show.

[Lara Kahn @larakahn_]

so will smith is giving us another oscar performance with this speech #oscars

[Lara Kahn @larakahn_]

my biggest flex is that my name is so rare so insecure guys can’t make jokes about “jessica” getting a coffee at starbucks

[Lara Kahn @larakahn_]

my mental health is deteriorating. i hate legault

[Lara Kahn @larakahn_]

hi trudeau can i be payed more because i have to remind a mother to put a mask on her 13 year old daughter

[Lara Kahn @larakahn_]

buttered chicken makes everything better

[Lara Kahn @larakahn_]

women go through childbirth putting their lives at risk and ur telling me they get the fathers last name?

[Lara Kahn @larakahn_]

just wanna run away to new york and learn how to frost cake

[ASTROELEANOR | Astrologer @astroeleanor]

leos and geminis got the best jokes.

[Lara Kahn @larakahn_]

sweetie insecurities don’t look cute on you

[Lara Kahn @larakahn_]

asking for a friend why do colleges takes plagiarism more serious than rape?

[Lara Kahn @larakahn_]

my sister: he doesn’t like bubble tea
me: dump him

[Lara Kahn @larakahn_]

my teacher said break out rooms so i got scared and left

[Lara Kahn @larakahn_]

covids turning me into an introvert

[Lara Kahn @larakahn_]

u can tell my sister and i were raised together because we both had physical touch from people lmao

[Lara Kahn @larakahn_]

my momma always told me when you have a bad day, take a bath, bake your favourite desert and drink wine so i mean momma knows best

[Lara Kahn @larakahn_]

hi miss teacher i simply wanna cry for a long period of time right now but my cameras on so i can’t so thanks for that

[Lara Kahn @larakahn_]

a client was shitting on me bc i wouldn’t accept a return that’s been washed & she was so mean to me till i said “mam why r u so mean to me i’m trying to do my job” & i watched her face fall for how bad she felt so try that nxt time u have a karen prob

[Lara Kahn @larakahn_]

i’m not like other girls i don’t wanna be a lawyer i wanna stay at home and raise my fucking kids while running my own at home baking business lmfao

[Lara Kahn @larakahn_]

@kaileekitching bro same