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[b @laranjotaquest]

@vihgarciia nãooooooooooo

[b @laranjotaquest]

fun fact: tem alguém periodicamente tentando mudar minha senha do twitter e entrar na minha conta, isso acontece pelo menos uma vez por mês e eu não consigo nem ficar preocupado ou bravo pq essa pessoa tenta tanto mas nunca consegue trocar minha senha

[President-Elect Toguro @PresidentToguro]

アメリカでは、白人たちが母親と一緒にマリファナを吸い、そのせいで精神発作を起こして、母親のことを「スクーター」と呼び始めることがある。

[The Ten Thousand Man @slime_machine]

3rd time we got swatted one of the fat cops fell through the ceiling while stomping around the attic looking for candy or someone to shoot in the head 60 times, after they let us go we asked if anyone was going to fix the giant cartoon hole he left and they said absolutely not

[🛸 SLORPLE 🛸 @Slorpler]

“As someone with a diaper fetish that plays overwatch”

[Rawest Album Covers @RawestAlbums]

Sam Brass Knuckles - I Hate Birds (2012)

[nunes @gatodemicrofone]

parooo!! eu já pintei todos esses boobie goods!!

[jaboukie @jaboukie]

then explain how i'm married to the game

[Paul Tassi @PaulTassi]

You leave for a few hours and suddenly Grok is calling itself “MechaHitler” and has been shut down

[Banana Farm 🍌 @BananaFarmBTD]

🍌

[dinosaur @dinosaurs1969]

i feel like this little dog when im in places im not supposed to be

[normie 𓆏🦔 @KellytoyDK]

I am beyond confused how this person randomly replied to me with what appears to be an authentic sonic movie workprint image with no context whatsoever, yet when I actually look at the account it’s a fucking messytails ass fart fetish page. what the fuck is this

[nunes @gatodemicrofone]

como eu fico sabendo que minha mãe comprou bobbie goods