lara coleman

it would take too long to explain. co-host of @idolchatterpod

[lara coleman @larational]

@joannatomical When Matt and I went to Montreal years ago, the border patrol agent asked what we were there for and Matt responded "adventure." It didn't go over great.

[Noah Kagan @noahkagan]

All I want in life is a hotel that I can check in at 10am and check out at 2pm.

[lara coleman @larational]

She refused to transfer me to a manager and continued to make rude comments. I know it’s probably a third party but I really can’t imagine ever buying a @StokkeBaby product again after this experience.

[lara coleman @larational]

@StokkeBaby I just had a customer service representative be so rude to me. I was calling about the recalled high chair, and when I expressed concern that I needed to send mine back before getting a new one, she replied: “so you’re saying you don’t have a way to feed your child?”

[lara coleman @larational]

@briancove Omg I forgot to watch tonight. Something to look forward to tomorrow.

[lara coleman @larational]

@LoveMeDoPhoto Yaaaas literally sitting here watching the screen scroll like ***let it be scrapple, let it be scrapple***

[lara coleman @larational]

Finding myself turning to Twitter ever since I delete Instagram from my Home Screen. It’s kind of nice here. Like no one trying to make anyone feel bad with their vacations or pantries, just some jokes, observations, etc.

[Joanne @joannatomical]

you go to a west coast gas station at 10pm in a flannel hoodie just to buy gatorades and a water bottle and they look at you like you’re a degenerate. in a new jersey @Wawa they’re like “welcome home.”

[lara coleman @larational]

@briancove Omg 😭😭😭😭

[vibe instructor✌🏾🐝 @Vanessa_ABee]

anniversary of this

[lara coleman @larational]

I appreciate what Neil and Joni are trying to do but until Taylor pens an open letter to @Spotify, nothing is going to change, right?

[lara coleman @larational]

@briancove What!!!

[lara coleman @larational]

Watching #handmaidstale and why does Serena Joy’s cell look like something from Architecture Digest.

[Idol Chatter: A Survivor Podcast @idolchatterpod]

Getting vaccinated does NOT mean that you can all take bites off of a giant roasted pig and spit it in a bucket even if immunity is up for grabs #survivor #vaccinated @survivorcbs @JeffProbst @the_real_coach

[lara coleman @larational]

@briancove Never leave

[lara coleman @larational]

@briancove Pick me up, shake me up, race me to the stars!

[lara coleman @larational]

@briancove ❤️❤️❤️❤️

[lara coleman @larational]

@briancove Omg one of my fave. Lord help the sister who comes between me and my man!

[lara coleman @larational]

@taylorswift13 can you just answer one question, when you say Eagles shirt do you mean the band or football team? Also I love you, ty for this music. #GoBirds

[David Levithan @loversdiction]

postcard, n.: Even though I will return before it arrives, I want you to know you were with me in the moment I seemed farthest away.