lara

[lara @laratrevisol]

TUTTO PASSA

[kat @AdoreKat]

Every time i get irritated with these people i apply for 2 jobs

[sakinah @angelsupastarr]

i love watching the real housewives bc they inspire me to be more like my authentic self… which is a bitch

[lara @laratrevisol]

cheguei na parte de grey’s q eles fazem tortura com os espectadores (episódio musical

[Grace Jarvis @gracejarvisohno]

I need train companies to stop pretending they have wifi - you don’t! that’s okay, just stop acting like it’s a possibility

[isa! @hojeeumorri]

acabei de pensar que tem gente que nasceu em sao paulo capital tipo foi crianca em sp isso nao parece certo

[Kafka, Esq. 🧌 @metalgearobama]

You need to be smoking weed and reading wikipedia articles for at least 2 hours 3 days a week. Neuroplasticity and so on

[S A M @Slogs1231]

Things that are gay in the Sopranos universe:

-Eating pussy
-Event Planning

[RΞΞZUS @ReciRich]

Magazines used to have fragrance samples.

[lara @laratrevisol]

@mckinleylettre @jvalberton

[Julia @ajuliazatt]

tomar ghosting de ficante é foda, mas do marceneiro q tá c os armários sob medida do seu apartamento ngm fala

[Clarine @BIGPIKLIZ]

Mr. Big:

[zé buteco @anjeliquissa]

temos que aceitar que vai chover pra sempre esse é o nosso novo normal

[Cher Universe @TCherUniverse]

“Cher was born naked the rest is Bob Mackie”

RIP Bob Mackie (1939 - 2026)

[CRANK IT 2 THE MAX @f4gg0t_666]

DOLLY PARTON REINCARNATED AS LADY GAGA’S CHILD

[dl stud @pistoIwhips]

Everyday in September U wake up in a cold sweat like omfg who’s birthday is it

[Martin Pilgrim @MartinPilgrim1]

The hardest part of being an art thief must be getting your entire crew to agree on what constitutes art.

[POLLY @p000lly]

projeto fomo zero

[𝜗℘ @lacedli]

that damn premenstrual phase where you have gorgeous breasts and a disturbed mind

[also laika @cheekrneatchews]

well i have to get up at 6am tomorrow and take the bus even though i have a cold, which also isn't easy to do and quite impressive