I think Pete Buttigieg could save the Democratic Party and win the presidency in 4 years if he continues to debate in his is clear and level-headed way, and becomes straight and more racist
Remember to start every work conversation today by saying WEIRD DAY HUH GUESS WE GOTTA KEEP ON DOING OUR JOBS LIKE THE FUTURE OF DEMOCRACY ISNโT AT STAKE anyway just following up on some slacks I sent last week
Remember to make a voting plan
โข Plot out your route on a paper map just in case
โข Practice filling in bubbles to make sure you donโt go outside the lines
โข Check to make sure itโs not Opposite Day
โข Clear an appropriate area on your clothing for the โI Votedโ sticker