Travis Larchuk

INTP 🏳️‍🌈 (he/him)

[Travis Larchuk @larchuk]

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[Travis Larchuk @larchuk]

@tomcolicchio Why would you vote for a senator from Illinois with zero managerial experience to run the entire country

[Travis Larchuk @larchuk]

@NintendoStoreUS Keep getting the message “An error occurred while trying to hold this reservation. Please try again later.”

[Travis Larchuk @larchuk]

Yo @NintendoAmerica send your Ultimate Game Boy of Pittsburgh a Switch 2 purchase invite

[Asscela Express 🚅 @biz_socks]

My time off request system at work has more checks and balances than the US government

[Travis Larchuk @larchuk]

@_JelaniCarter do it

[Travis Larchuk @larchuk]

Can anyone stop President Musk? https://t.co/0LGlxejGtO

[Travis Larchuk @larchuk]

@NPRinskeep Can’t wait to find out what that chandelier has to say!

[Travis Larchuk @larchuk]

@thatonequeen society could use a lot less Boston Rob

[Travis Larchuk @larchuk]

@Jellesmarbles Sphere, I get it

[Travis Larchuk @larchuk]

my sincere wish for 2025 is for pro tools to stop defaulting to trying to play sound out of my computer's microphone

[Travis Larchuk @larchuk]

Merry Christmas to all the family members in charge of collecting the wrapping paper scraps and throwing them in a trash bag

[Travis Larchuk @larchuk]

@AMikeBloomType Incredible the press release reveals this card game will narrow players down to a final 2

[Travis Larchuk @larchuk]

Knowing anything about anything really makes conspiracy theories less enjoyable

[Mark @lebatardshowfan]

I think Pete Buttigieg could save the Democratic Party and win the presidency in 4 years if he continues to debate in his is clear and level-headed way, and becomes straight and more racist

[Travis Larchuk @larchuk]

At least maybe we’ll finally get that great punk rock resurgence we were supposed to get 8 years ago?

[Travis Larchuk @larchuk]

@NPRinskeep I think I may have cued the theme one second late once

[Travis Larchuk @larchuk]

Remember to start every work conversation today by saying WEIRD DAY HUH GUESS WE GOTTA KEEP ON DOING OUR JOBS LIKE THE FUTURE OF DEMOCRACY ISN’T AT STAKE anyway just following up on some slacks I sent last week

[Travis Larchuk @larchuk]

@pkafka I use Taskrabbit to pay someone to vote for me

[Travis Larchuk @larchuk]

Remember to make a voting plan

• Plot out your route on a paper map just in case

• Practice filling in bubbles to make sure you don’t go outside the lines

• Check to make sure it’s not Opposite Day

• Clear an appropriate area on your clothing for the “I Voted” sticker

[Travis Larchuk @larchuk]

@NPRinskeep It’s hard to take a publication seriously that throws a diaeresis onto everything for no reason