D1 Hater

this is real this is me 🍑 I was born to catch that ass

[D1 Hater @lardass420]

Since I have no idea what part of my life is going to be the middle, I’ve decided to have an ongoing crisis

[D1 Hater @lardass420]

I just confused the Shawn Mendez poster my sister kissed the mouth off of of with Shane Dawson…

[D1 Hater @lardass420]

Two pimps, a doll, and a nun walk into a bar

[D1 Hater @lardass420]

Accidentally giving the bouncer my ebt instead of my id 😔

[D1 Hater @lardass420]

I need to try fish asap bc if not idk how I’ll fare in the apocalypse

[D1 Hater @lardass420]

“Are u looking in my vagina?”
“Yeah I’m a orthodontist”

[J Girl @juliethardt]

Imagine hating me and I’m just in my room like this

[D1 Hater @lardass420]

I feel like you have a lot of thanksgiving attire

[D1 Hater @lardass420]

I wish I was an ivf baby so my parents wanted me

[D1 Hater @lardass420]

It’s midevil to cop a feel now?

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

You brutally raped someone

[josetta @j0s3tt4]

fox news tomorrow:

[eden is online @edenonline_]

imagine spending your last moments on earth staring at some college student like this

[D1 Hater @lardass420]

The feminine urge to sleep all day and wake up with fomo so bad you could vomit

[D1 Hater @lardass420]

Also a 36 second video of me hiccuping ?

[D1 Hater @lardass420]

Got so drunk last night I gave myself alcohol poisoning and woke up to see that I googled “Panera” while gone asf

[D1 Hater @lardass420]

Don’t give me no panty liner that shit ain’t holding half a queef

[D1 Hater @lardass420]

Bitch said keep me entertained… hoe I ain’t a jester

[D1 Hater @lardass420]

I always gotta shit when I go to the movies idk what it is