Sludge Guy

Expert on sludge, goops, and other variously viscous liquids; 20 years of age

[Sludge Guy @lardconsumer]

Lard! Lard lard lard lard lard lard, lard. Lard, lard lard; lard, lard lard lard lard lard lard lard lard.

[shipz ✧ @heyshipz]

explain ur username.

[Sludge Guy @lardconsumer]

@egraind @nise_yoshimi If you get in you get to fight the one and only London, of which London City is named after

[Sludge Guy @lardconsumer]

I'm a larper I failed to distinguish the difference between the Warthog and Mongoose just kill me man I can't be saved

[Sludge Guy @lardconsumer]

I've seen all of this before

[Mark @markiplier]

#bootyhadmelike

[Lilly @lilly_of_valley]

[christian camp counsellor trying to understand t4t polyamory] y’know who else had long hair, an entourage of twelve people madly in love with him and abandonment issues?

[Sludge Guy @lardconsumer]

@Absolunar I'll be him one day

[BASED SAVAGE @crackcobain__]

#HappyJuneteenth

[Sludge Guy @lardconsumer]

I'm playing Mass effect now 2 cope

[Sludge Guy @lardconsumer]

@PopBase Sister cultures

[Sludge Guy @lardconsumer]

Halo 2 is GOOD and that's probably the popular opinion

[🐾 Sir Pepper Byte 🐈‍⬛ @pepperonibyte]

BAD night to 2,543 EVIL people. here's a TERRIFYING video.

[Sludge Guy @lardconsumer]

Sony is the antagonist of my current era of life

[Sludge Guy @lardconsumer]

I need new science fiction game to put my time into since Destiny 2 is dead like grandfather

[Halo @Halo]

THIS IS IMPORTANT.

https://t.co/HkfmNfFSXY

[Gunnery Sergeant Kabar @GnySgtKabar]

NOOOOOOOOOO

[Sludge Guy @lardconsumer]

Miss back in old times when they dropped every episode in a season at once instead of me having to fucking wait for every episode to come out and I'll lose interest...

[insetto 🐛 @ItalianInsetto]

Damnation