Stiizy “Lard” Bradley IV

Bought bitcoin once, ball knower, ass getter

[Stiizy “Lard” Bradley IV @lardness69]

@UrinalCakeZyns Saw him live last year and 30% of hit set was him ranting about how he grew up with a good family and still macrodoses Zoloft

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Falling in love through the revolving door

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Whatever prick sprayed the toilet seat with a half gallon of piss at the G gates at O’Hare, go fuck yourself

[Stiizy “Lard” Bradley IV @lardness69]

I may not have money or power or fame, but I’ve put at least 3 of my friends onto Entourage

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Mama’s making a pubie salad, and she’s wants some Seth’s own dressing

[Stiizy “Lard” Bradley IV @lardness69]

Middle backer blew the coverage

[Stiizy “Lard” Bradley IV @lardness69]

Ex wife coming over for a debrief tonight. Desperately looking for a chastity belt. She’s got nothing on the new Mrs. Bradley #nostalgia #lockdowndefense

[Stiizy “Lard” Bradley IV @lardness69]

Ex wife coming over for a debrief tonight. Desperately looking for a chastity belt. She’s got nothing on the new Mrs. Bradley #nostalgia #lockdowndefense

[Stiizy “Lard” Bradley IV @lardness69]

@boyscout934678 He’ll always have the walkoff granny at UNC in the postseason. The moment that made me fall in love with college baseball. Rooting for him

[Smylie “Send Bag Money” Kaufman @smylesnbc]

The thrill of being a 12 follower burner and seeing this notification

[Stiizy “Lard” Bradley IV @lardness69]

The term Irish Goodbye is so funny. How many times did Seamus just dip on his homies before they were like fuck it we gotta have a term for this

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Is there a motion party I can get into?

[SPANE 🇪🇸 @SperrysandNikes]

How to have a successful first date:

- Overshare
- Ask her about her political stance and take an inverse position
- Yell at the waiter
- Make it clear there won’t be a second date unless you sleep together
- Continue to order shots until she has one
- Mansplain your job and tell her that she’d make a great stay at home wife

[Stiizy “Lard” Bradley IV @lardness69]

Think I met the new Mrs. Bradley. Updates to follow

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@thrashergarry2 @boyscout934678 Behaviour

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Claude, tell me if I’m allowed to see Toy Story in theaters by myself or if that’s too sus. Make no mistakes

[Stiizy “Lard” Bradley IV @lardness69]

“I neverrrrr do this”

-A bitch who always does this

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@boyscout934678 Mark Buehrle knower 🫡

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Circle K dox

[Stiizy “Lard” Bradley IV @lardness69]

@SealBarry43409 Imagine being too poor to pay your debts lol. Broke dick

[Stiizy “Lard” Bradley IV @lardness69]

KAT up on stage watching Brunson win FMVP like “That’s my mannnnn” 💅🏿