Gareth Evans

Broke my hand having a wee. Knows where his sandwich box is. Any jokes likely to be Dad Jokes

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@StayRealrd @MrTibblesNewEra Want to back that up with facts or have you learned a new word in the playground?

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@EnglishChaos @MrTibblesNewEra If you can get it up you can still shove it in their arse. Every woman around you would be grateful you’re leaving them alone.

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@EnglishChaos So two slurs and you’re wrong. You’ve clearly never seen Hannah Waddington.

I’d start with you practising not being a hateful prick and worrying why you can’t get hard for a mannequin.

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@Skye_Melissax Is that a euphemism?

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@Krissa_Kray_ @CaribooAgora Hersheys with added “hint of vomit”

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@Harvie3Culley Maurice? #Strvemillerband and I hope this catches on.

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@RpsAgainstTrump Imagine signing that agreement with Obama and then having Trump ripping it up and then saying “sign this”

No trust. None whatsoever.

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@EnglishChaos @MrTibblesNewEra I’m not sure how that is ungendered. It’s faceless.

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@StayRealrd @MrTibblesNewEra It’s fascinating how you think people use changing rooms. It says more about you than anything.

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@romfordgeeza @StingalingPete @julianHjessop Turing is good. Erasmus is another opportunity. It’s not about going to the best universities, it’s having the opportunity to study and live abroad for a year. Not everyone can go to oxbridge or would suit it.

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@Jeremy_Hunt you seem to think you are in charge or you have any influence over this government.

You don’t.

If you wanted to remove the triple lock, you had all the time in the world.

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@Sage123183 @ChristopherHale Catholics ARE Christians

They’re the OG Christians

And if anyone is returning their world to anti science, equality, education it’s the current US administration

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@trwsenti You’re not counting weekends there. 52 weeks a year take 4 is 48. That’s 240 days.

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@IXVegas @CalamityAmongUs @GlobalUpdates24 Clearly you give lots of fucks as you’re very keen to demonstrate how confidently wrong you are whilst trying to pretzel your religion into a warring religion. Even David said he got a rebuke from your god about his warmongering.

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@IXVegas @CalamityAmongUs @GlobalUpdates24 You can’t even spell Israelites.

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@IXVegas @TheLaurenChen That’s the Old Testament. Jesus made a New Testament. Literally. It’s in the New Testament.

Have a crack at Matthew 5. The beatitudes is a start.

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@IXVegas @CalamityAmongUs @GlobalUpdates24 It’s like saying the sumerians were Muslim because now it’s Iraq

Or the Persians because it’s Iran.

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@IXVegas @CalamityAmongUs @GlobalUpdates24 See all those books? Old Testament. Not Jesus. Not Christians. My entire point. Jesus and Christians don’t turn up to the sequel. And only after the origin story in the gospels. Until the disciples and Acts of the Apostles, they’re all Jews.

Not Christians not Jesus.

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@IXVegas @CalamityAmongUs @GlobalUpdates24 Jesus was against war. I don’t know why you think I might say the opposite. He’s also against venal wannabe Jesus doctor nonce presidents.