Larry

[Shark Lark @SharkLarkFuego]

📜‘Twas the night before Christmas, and instead of Saint Nick…
I was dreaming of Julius jacking up bricks…

With KAT on the Knicks and Rob on the bench…
Chris Finch was cooking a long winter’s stench…

Naz had regressed and Donte was ass…
While Rudy was dropping pass after pass…

And just as Jaden had picked up his sixth…
There were highlights of another 30 and 10 for the Knicks…

Conley was slow, and Ant had no lane…
Clogged by the product of Chris Finch’s brain…

Another 10-0 run, without a timeout…
But at least we had NAW to put out the drought…

The season grew wary with existential dread…
As visions of last year danced in our heads…

And all of a sudden there rose such a clatter!
I sprang from my couch to see what was the matter…

But as I laid eyes on the TV with hope…
I was met with some sort of sick kind of joke…

Julius Randle was still playing minutes…
And Finch was coaching like he’d been pounding Guinness…

So I say this to Wolves fans before we get tucked…
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL, AND TO ALL, WE ARE FUCKED.

🥲🐺

[Larry @larebear274]

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