John K

family, friends, music, film, bourbon, beer, games, standup comedy, sarcasm, dark humor, farts

[John K @largecarbs]

@akafaceUS There is 0% chance this is a kindergarten class. Not a single kid looks over the age of 3.

[John K @largecarbs]

@SineQuotes A.I. to the max

[John K @largecarbs]

@MottandBow $40 for a plain t-shirt?!?! Who is paying for this?

[John K @largecarbs]

@hodgetwins Everyone watching and waiting for someone else to do something…😎

[John K @largecarbs]

@lord_delicious This is the equivalent of what the toilet bowel looks like after I eat a bunch of chicken wings.

[John K @largecarbs]

@Localnewspod submission for Local Sex or Crime Time https://t.co/VyUKb7ZTiI

[John K @largecarbs]

@therealcliffyb @VancityReynolds @netflix Wyatt Russell as Baird

[John K @largecarbs]

@Konyption @therealcliffyb This might be the silliest thing I’ve read on the internet today.

[John K @largecarbs]

@InfinityWard Gotta love being put in a server cue, and then a “game requires restart”, only to be put into another cue, to be told do download yet another update. Rinse repeat. C’mon, man.

[John K @largecarbs]

@_Kush1DroBot_ @RL_Status Why don’t you uninstall/re-install the game, or try emptying your cache. Server maintenance has nothing to do with your game freezing.

[John K @largecarbs]

@credh1 @kaffeecranberry 100%. Pretty annoying

[John K @largecarbs]

@s_ssoup Rhett & Link were hammered. Link’s an emotional, rant-y drunk. If I was on their crew, I would’ve been mad about all the bits they prepared that they didn’t get to because theshow went off the rails in the worst ways, consistently. #GoodMythicalEvening C-

[John K @largecarbs]

@s_ssoup What are you trying to say?

[John K @largecarbs]

@momentworld oh look, almost 12 hours later, and not a word to the customers whose money you took for your big fail of #goodmythicalevening. What a great lesson on how tarnish your brand loyalty, and dissuade new clients from ever working with you. Sorry, @Mythical —it’s not on U

[John K @largecarbs]

This is far superior to the @momentworld FAIL of the @Mythical #goodmythicalevening live stream. Can’t wait to hear why they won’t refund the ticket for a livestream. Thanks for ruining my birthday weekend, @momentworld

[John K @largecarbs]

@originalmattb @Mythical Still like this for you? We just have a white screen

[John K @largecarbs]

@momentworld Fuck your non-working “livestream” good stress test. Hire new, or more staff to do the job correctly. @Mythical deserve so much better than this shit. #goodmythicalevening deserves better

[John K @largecarbs]

@GMMclips You win this evening.thank you for this

[John K @largecarbs]

I don’t think this is what Link/ @Mythical meant by getting #goodmythicalevening to trend