Richard Owen

Washed up triathlete. 19 years a husband. Payments rascal at Infraxis AG.

[Richard Owen @largeduck]

@fesshole When he dies do you think the papers will go with...

[Richard Owen @largeduck]

That's my timesheet completed

[Richard Owen @largeduck]

Sandbank appreciation

[Richard Owen @largeduck]

@FireINKGhost @sciencegirl I very much agree. Quake was awesome. Off the back of our tweets I bought DN3D on Steam (£1.49) and spent the last 3 hours playing it. Cool, but unwise. 😁

[Richard Owen @largeduck]

@FireINKGhost @sciencegirl You could look up/down in Duke Nukem 3D too. I think that was slightly earlier than Quake.

[Richard Owen @largeduck]

I think I could just about manage this 'chore' myself

[Aaron Tan @aaronistan]

Introducing Lume.

A lamp that does your chores.

Order now. Shipping this summer.

[Richard Owen @largeduck]

Check out this from We Own It.
@we_ownit https://t.co/H281DjAgLK

[Richard Owen @largeduck]

@sciencegirl I never knew I didn't need this. Now I do.

[Richard Owen @largeduck]

@BBCLeeds "Makkah Masjid located in the Stourton area of Leeds"

No it isn't, it's in Burley/Hyde Park. Stourton is on the opposite side of Leeds.

[Richard Owen @largeduck]

@Heardityapoke @stevenpoole Hi @stevenpoole. Before xmas I was inspired by this de-escalation thread and found your music as a result. Just wanted to thank you for the chill vibes. I play MFSC whilst driving my car and I am now the most Zen motorist in existence.

[Richard Owen @largeduck]

@BroadcastAutist @interesting_aIl It wasn't a prawn, it was the horsey

[Richard Owen @largeduck]

@PrivateEyeNews Stop trying to confuse us with your maths

[Richard Owen @largeduck]

@BeanoCheesy @Parody_PM What a relief that he's one of the lovely kind racists and not a nasty hurtful racist.

[Richard Owen @largeduck]

@sciencegirl Tennis matches must take all day.

[Richard Owen @largeduck]

A prayer I wrote for my toe after I stubbed it on a door frame:

Lo, it's Richard's toe,
Thou received a low blow,
Sorrow for thy woe,
Let thy nail no ingrow

- Amen

[Justice4Windrush @J4Windrush]

We’ve found something that will blow your mind…

#windrush #justice4windrush #scandal

[Richard Owen @largeduck]

He's an egotistical fraudulent moron.

[Richard Owen @largeduck]

@DCAnonBro @AshVentures_UK @prodbyconscious @TheGriftReport Also this footage was from 7 years ago.

[Richard Owen @largeduck]

Confusing...
https://t.co/LwtDtVwqmT

[Richard Owen @largeduck]

@Mr_Reuben_0 Well done sir. Your local community, and the planet, should be proud of you.