simon

i like doing stuff i like to do

[Jared 🗿🇵🇸 @b1g_damage]

I think the next queen should be a Latina

[simon @largeeggie]

taking a quarter off school to make a hyper pop album

[simon @largeeggie]

@Yatande_ this shit ugly asl

[simon @largeeggie]

good morning, hope everyone has a great day today.

[simon @largeeggie]

me opening my laptop at 3am to do the daily wordle instead of my overdue assignments

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

Apply to jobs you aren’t qualified for. Lie on your resume. Leave friends as references. Build out fake portfolios. Make fake companies on linked in and link to them as former employers. Get the job figure it out. Don’t pay debts ever. Dislocate both shoulders boxing. Be a man

[simon @largeeggie]

@_gonzalezalan save that for tn 😼

[simon @largeeggie]

@JakeDinero Functional programming 👍😎

[simon @largeeggie]

thin blue line more like thin poo line

[simon @largeeggie]

just hit 500 connections on LinkedIn. mama I made it

[Baby @Jasminearmanii]

Just bc u had a hard life do not mean u gotta fuckin finesse everybody u run into bitch go to therapy

[J @Basilleous]

What you mean speechless son go suit up

[simon @largeeggie]

mannnn GOP take this L

[simon @largeeggie]

@ABC damn he looks cool as fuck, makes me want to start smoking tbh

[billiam @BillRatchet]

💯🍆💯