Bigfoot

Indoors on the reg, brush my coat, punch a wild boar, maybe wrestle some elk. Just let me evade your police and I won't maul you, bro. Hit me on Tinder.

[Bigfoot @largefootsmith]

.@SkinWade @djd666 Ease up on all this Bigfoot talk, homie. I'm not trying to make on the front page. Talk bobcats or aliens. Ratings gold.

[Bigfoot @largefootsmith]

@adrianperez_41 @NascarWeeWee @CNN @NBA Why they call it Loch Ness, bruh? Cause a monster was all up in there already. #RealTalk

[Bigfoot @largefootsmith]

.@Stottle Grumpy old man wasn't about to scurry off. "Imma stroll on up outta here." #RespectYourElders #ForestSwag

[Bigfoot @largefootsmith]

#DescribeYourselfIn3Words Everywhere. Nowhere. Gassy.

[Bigfoot @largefootsmith]

@BenandSkin @BenRogers @leebrice This dude and Reba are the only country folk I wouldn't trifle with.

[Bigfoot @largefootsmith]

I delivered an aggressive power deuce back by the garbage cans in '86. Cleared the region. Anyone need any China? https://t.co/sRYcJKI79s

[Bigfoot @largefootsmith]

@jdsutter @CNN What's the long-term prognosis for the PacNW? Need to see if relocation is finally in the cards. #TellNobody

[Bigfoot @largefootsmith]

@inthemageors @Shippyfunsports @OThankKevin @Colby1053 Watch your sister around those boys, fellas. Different world down there.

[Bigfoot @largefootsmith]

@VICE Bet. Keep the cameras trained on Iowa. Nothing to see here.

[Bigfoot @largefootsmith]

@CromerGlamping @Glamping Let me know if anyone is rude when checking in. We'll handle up.

[Bigfoot @largefootsmith]

Toddler-sized replica, chief. My lil cuz would use your spine as a back scratcher. #wedemboys https://t.co/2Cu4j0FE0w

[Survivorman Les Stroud @reallesstroud]

found him ........again....L

[Bigfoot @largefootsmith]

Impeccable delivery of the classic PacNW joke "What Flies Further: That Hippie or My Dung." Added the accent FTW. https://t.co/ceMf5LvLmX

[Jeff Schroer @Stottle]

@largefootsmith http://t.co/rfktQ5ZYuJ

[Bigfoot @largefootsmith]

@dfwspartan @BenRogers Disagree. Cowboys defense more porous than US/Canada border.

[Bigfoot @largefootsmith]

Once had a powerfart that made a mule pass out. Got hold of a ripe honey baked ham in some old bird's garbage. Is Peyton's new TE for real?

[Bigfoot @largefootsmith]

Anybody know where the plus-sized batting cage is out here in Oakland? We got lost by the peting zoo/buffet.

[Bigfoot @largefootsmith]

Well @Charmin I hate seeing this at game time. They're like a super-hyper, curious yet confused pack of PoopGoblins.

[Bigfoot @largefootsmith]

Burnt fur stench via firecrackers renders ale-free mating tougher than finding #Snowden. Bathed in this stuff. #FaxMe

[Bigfoot @largefootsmith]

@BenRogers @FT33Dallas I've never officially eaten there but I can tell you that their garbage tastes sublime. #GuiltyPleasure

[Bigfoot @largefootsmith]

Need mobile undercarriage cooling solutions, stat. May rig up a @Frigidaire wall unit to some human suspenders. How quiet are those things?

[Bigfoot @largefootsmith]

Some of y'all are getting hella-lazy up in here. Nair that torso & pop on some Dockers, chief. #Damn