Turkey Somebody

I am large, I contain multitudes

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@larryelder “NBA championship game”

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@ChrisKlemmer @MeekPhill_ You’re a weird faggot

[Kalshi Sports @KalshiSports]

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@BackAftaThis @TheFrankIsola I guess we all assumed the Francesa clip guy knew about sports but turns out he’s a reactionary fraud. Appreciate you showing your ass

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@kranepool

[KnicksMuse @KnicksMuse]

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@SNYtv I have never been so inspired in my life. I stood up from my wheelchair and walked for the first time in 25 years thanks to this powerful message. Thank you Carlos Mendoza - you’re not just managing a baseball team you’re changing lives

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@taynt666

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In the gout subreddit showing ass

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@Deppuygr @Mets2026 @DanOVegas @TomiLahren @Noahsyndergaard @Mets Yea Lindors wife is making roster decisions you cracked the code you fucking dork

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@SNY_Mets @SNYtv 0-6

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Joel embiid

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

Aaron Rose Philip, the first Black transgender woman with quadriplegic cerebral palsy signed to a major modeling agency, arriving at the Met Gala.

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@Lukehny3 @OrevaZSN This guy needs a helmet

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@libsoftiktok @Aetna Good fuck you

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@SNY_Mets WOW CONSIDER ME INSPIRED. WHAT A BRILLIANT MOTIVATOR AND A SAVVY TACTICIAN WE HAVE RUNNING A TEAM THAT HAS LOST 17 OF THEIR LAST 20 GAME. ANY MINUTE NOW THINGS WILL TURN AROUND I WISH I WAS DEAD

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@SNY_Mets @WillSammon What if I kill myself

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@SNY_Mets @SNYtv Put in the work at Trader Joe’s you fucking bum

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@NYPost_Mets @JonHeyman 23 more to go