Large Jiddimus

[Large Jiddimus @largejiddimus]

@QuintinSteel_ @Rock_Kick_ASS_ Where the fuck is snaids it's been 8 months

[Large Jiddimus @largejiddimus]

Just read the press release from BIG BUCKS UNETHICAL OIL DRILLING LTD, they've bought 50% of the amazon rainforest and intend to bulldoze it with the sole intention of destroying as many endangered species as possible and turning them into desk ornaments and cigar cases

[Large Jiddimus @largejiddimus]

Apparently the GBC is in talks to be bought out by BIG BUCKS UNETHICAL OIL DRILLING INCORPORATED.
I'll keep you posted if I hear more

[Large Jiddimus @largejiddimus]

Here's a picture of Henry's favourite type of internal combustion engine

[Large Jiddimus @largejiddimus]

At what age is a child capable of mining coal? Asking for a friend

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Just to let you guys all know, I have actually been a wizard this whole time but my mana has not been passively regenerating because I got debuffed 6 years ago by a lich, so that's why I haven't cast any spells
If anyone has a spare mana potion that'd be grand

[Large Jiddimus @largejiddimus]

Proud to announce today that I have joined the stonecutters!
#whokeepsatlantisoffthemaps
#whokeepsthemartiansunderwraps
#wedo