Jove

President of The Wiggles™ Fan Club

[Jove @largejove]

#datbutt

[Jove @largejove]

Keep my good friends HitlerRapist88 and NiggaBonaparte1776 in your prayers. HR88’s wife is currently in difficult labor with their 4th child and NB1776 is about to sit for the bar.

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I’ve been posted up at the trough for like 45 minutes just scopin out hogs

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I know I’m getting fat because I keep dreaming about hanging out with my fridge

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Accusations of “Randy, no one likes your trick knife,” flicker through my head as I reach for my sock holster and feel the familiar cold steel of my trick gun. Not this time. Not this time…

[hotdog enjoyer @littlehater420]

“dry humping” nothin dry around here partner #TIPSTICKY!!!!!!!!!

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i’m a single dad with no kids

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can i come be stinky at your house?

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been getting really into Sex lately

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just traded pants with a guy on the subway. I got the gift of Gab

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spent an hour and a half watching bugs with a cigar in hand

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I am like unto a glacier in that I am “ice cold” and do not possess “no motion”, but instead, “slow motion”.

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i love being White because i can cast AoE Rage at will

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forged a new beef with my neighbor’s dipshit kids

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sex at a funeral

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they should make an air. Bud where the dogs are like there’s technically no rule that this guy can’t dog with us

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@ITCHYxAQUA i alight among the flowers
whiskers like a bee
‘til nectar drizzles along the chin
wool mopping up her essence
ahoping the chance to taste it again

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I have a Master’s degree in erotic poetry

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me n my girl on the bed no sheets just sliming it all up

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my dog keeps making draugr noises