CLUB STATEMENT
Our recent run of poor form is unacceptable, and remaining stuck in Division 5 is a massive disappointment. We share our fans deep frustration. Every aspect of the club is under review, from management to dressing room conduct of players.
Things will change soon
CL7 UPDATE🚨
After we have sent our appeal to the FA, and we are delighted to say we have won our case.
This means our captain will be available to charge for promotion next session.
#LLFC#CL7
We are still trying to contact NASA to help find some of our fans who are still reportedly missing.
LLFC would like to send our deepest condolences to those families affected in these horrid circumstances.
Thankfully, we did secure the win and promotion matches resume
LLFC❤️
WORMHOLE WORRIES🚨
In our most recent game, we experienced an alternate life form take both louad and Louie and place them into a new game with the rest playing the original match.
We would like to report that all players have been found and have been transferred home safely..
STATEMENT FROM BEVINHO🚨
“I’m deeply sorry for the red card that let the team down. It was a mistake I regret. I’ll be taking a break from games until I see fit to return. Thanks for the support”
The club respects and supports his decision to take a break from upcoming fixtures
🚨BADGERS BAN🚨
During our half time team talk, we were forced to submit a review on a certain member for their disgraceful comments.
We have just heard that the due diligence from our player has lead to the FA placing a ban in for the 🦡
We will not make any further comment.
Huels official statement:
“Huel is proud to fuel Large Lads FC as their official partner. We’re excited to bring world-class nutrition to the squad and support the club's journey to the top.”
🚨Food to fuel your goals. We have officially partnered with Huel to give us the strength we need to push hard in our games and promote more trophies!
…read below. #huel#fuelwithhuel#largeladhuel
…incidents do not happen again. Thank you all for your incredible support, and I hope you will continue to carry that support into future matches, and indeed into myself. I promise to repay your faith.
Thank you and sincerest apologies,
AP13 ❤️🤍
Player statement!
To all involved in Large Lads FC:
In a recent fixture I let the team down with a poor decision that cost the team dearly. this mistake was not reflective of me as a player or as a character, and I deeply apologise and regret the poorly timed challenge I made.
I let my emotions get the better of me and neglected my duties which has ended up in a result that nobody - not the players, fans or staff - deserved. Because of this, I am committed to playing my part in the games to come to the best of my ability, and ensuring similar..
🚨CL7’S CHRISTMAS COUGH🚨
Amazing news coming out that our captain has risen from the dark. He’s been taking notes from our backup keeper and has woken from a reported awful illness.
We are so glad to hear from you, a real captain, leader, legend.
Merry Christmas CL7❤️⚪️
🚨Club statement🚨
The club can confirm a formal investigation will happen into the disappearance of our captain. He has shown no sign of contact since Monday and did not turn up to our final playoffs of the year.
We will keep you updated on our captains status.
#leader#CL7
🚨CLUB STATEMENT🚨
As a club, we need your support. This is why we have a reduction of 50% on all tickets for next sessions games. Our performances on and off the pitch have been a concern as of recent, and chances for promotion are slipping.
We hope to see you Tuesday,
LLFC.
🚨LOUIE CRASHES OUT🚨
LDS crashes out mid game after an absolute shocking game and shot. He leaves the tunnel putting us down to 10 men.
As a club, we have resorted to a 1 match ban as a result of such disgraceful behaviour. We hope he uses this time come back stronger.
#mad
🚨DIXONS DEBUT DREAM🚨
The badger is back!!!!!
5 minutes into the badgers debut, he finds the net with a sublime finish from the ages. We are so delighted to have such a key member back at our club.
Let’s push for another solid performance!!!!
#llfc#badger
🚨LOUIE LIVES❤️⚪️
We are delighted to announce our star forward Louie Smith is alive and well after a comment was made by him on a previous post.
You can tune in to watch the return of LDS57 on our next session on Wednesday.
Welcome back Louie❤️⚪️
#alive#wewereneverworried
ALFIES ASSASSINATION🚨
Alfie wishes the death on Louie via nasty comments about our Liverpudlian rivals. No contact has been heard or made with our star man Louie so a formal investigation into the alleged assassination will be happening.
We as LLFC pray for the health of Louie
Sean Dyche got us 🤔,
Who is your favourite Full back you have seen play for the club?
We’ll start off with a no nonsense, Sean Dyche esque 🦡. We’re waiting to see him return to the pitch soon❤️⚪️