Simon Grant

Evertonian and Plant Shagger.

[Simon Grant @simondavid76]

Frank Sinclair on SSN. Bolasie joining everton could get him into the England team. We're not miracle workers frank. Hes congolese.

[Gerry Samuels @GerrySamuels12]

Lots of Boomers seem to be remembering the summer of 1976 with rose tinted spectacles, & think that they ‘just got in with it’

Let’s have a look at what the newspapers of the day had to say in 1976….

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[UtdTruthful @Utdtruthful]

🚨 Kobbie Mainoo is the only FIT midfielder available:

Thomas Tuchel;

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

STOP DOING STUTTER PENALTIES, AND JUST SMASH IT INTO THE NET.

Rant over.

[Pilib De Brún (Phil Brown) @Malachians]

Newcastle had to sell him to comply with FFP while he is currently signing for a football club who have been charged with 115 breaches of premier leagues financial rules. An independent panel was convened to hear these charges which was concluded in 2024. For reasons unknown to everyone we still don’t have a verdict on this. There is something deeply wrong about that

[Russell @ChelseasTopBoy]

‘We just got on with it in 1976’

Did you bollocks 😂 you’re the generation that moan about fucking everything.

[Simon Grant @simondavid76]

Wanker of the highest order.

[dominic dyer @domdyer70]

ExposeTrophyHunters Mike Deasey hunted this elephant in Namibia. He exclaimed that, 'Hunting this magnificent creature was tremendous.' Yeah, he was magnificent, now he is just dead, Mike. #BanTrophyHunting

[Matt Wilson @Matt_Wilson89]

Anthony Gordon might be the most insufferable left winger since Greta Thunberg.

[Max and Paddy Quotes @maxandpaddyline]

It’s Poke-filth, that’s what it is!

[Joshipooo @izme_josh]

The weapons manufacturer learned that a group of fish is called a school

[Peter Bleksley @PeterBleksley]

Rehydration breaks in football are nothing new. My beloved @QPR have been so shit in recent years, that I’ve often gone for a drink after 20 minutes.

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Happy Brexit anniversary.

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Really surprised to see Katie Hopkins being kicked out of a London pub. It's almost as though the real world bears no relation to the bots and Russian shills of Twitter and ordinary people don't like hideous hate-filled divisive grifting twats.

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

I enjoyed every second of this interview. Which makes one of us…

[Gary @Gary_Poynton]

Nothing says patriotism like replacing our greatest ever captain with a yank paedophile

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Bruno Fernandes against DR Congo

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

The Aussies are bringing game. 🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏

[D A L B @zerep_dalb]

Cristiano Ronaldo ayudando a Portugal

[Lea @Lea_EFC]

Trevoh Chalobah arriving at England’s training camp after spending the last two weeks on an all inclusive holiday:

[Terry Blount @TBlountNews]

People making $15 an hour worshipping a trillionaire are the dumbest people on Earth.

[The Iran Spectator @IR_Media24]

Tried to Destroy Iran 🇮🇷 : FAILED

Tried to Sanctions China 🇨🇳 : FAILED

Tried to take Greenland 🇬🇱 : FAILED

Tried to Control the Hormuz : FAILED

Tried to Control inflation : FAILED

Tried to Control NATO : FAILED